Boobs versus Brains - The Quickest Way to Make the Most Out of Steemit

in #steemit8 years ago (edited)


It fascinates me.

I have been following articles, self-introductions and other stories for a few weeks. The shocking truth to me is the fact that most of best articles gets no more than 0-500 USD, while, almost without exception self-introductions by females get the highest votes if they include photos of well-shaped boobs, bikinis, cleavages and white teeth. No less than 10,000 USD. The less clothes on, the more money will come.

Just throw in some nudity to get a hell of money in less than 12 hours. Such posts get a lot of votes mostly from Whales and Dolphins and less votes from Minnows.

On the other hand, the most well-organized, reasonably-argued, highly informative articles just get shit, especially from minnows.

Yes, true. People like stories, fun, and pleasure, but God, what's become of us? Where are we going from here? Is that all steemit is going to be about? Either something absolutely wrong is with the world or Steemit.

Here's my recipe for success:

If you are a FEMALE:

1- put on you Bikini

2- get some tan

3- brush your teeth and put on some makeup

4- Write 'hello steemit' on a piece of white paper and hold it with passion

5- put a big smile on your face

6- try to look hot and seductive

7- took some selfies - the sexier, the better

7- babble some few lines. No matter what. No one will read them while your boobs are there

8- post it on Steemit, and come back 12 hours later to check your fat wallet


If you are a MALE:

1- just vote for her post and try to add some nice comments


YOU don't like it? you wanna use your brain? BE MY GUEST


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عالی بود فرزین جان.

به نکته ی جالبی اشاره کردی, اما به نظر من این مساله فقط مختص استیمیت یا سوشیال مدیا های این چنینی نیست بلکه این الگودر میان روابط غیرمجازی انسانها هم به چشم میخوره و میتونه علاوه بر غریزه, که همیشه در پی یافتن جفتی دلخواه به منظور تولید مثل و بقا عمل میکنه, دلایل بیشمار دیگری هم میتونه داشته باشه. از جمله مدیا, سیستم ها که معمولا ترجیح میدن میزان روش آگاهی جمعی از در یک سطح بی خطر متوقف بشه و.. و.. و..

haha nice ;)

funny, sad but true! must be more males on here than females.voting...lol

Yes. I hope someday, on Steemit, women with a head on their shoulders outnumber those with their brains somewhere else :)

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