Potato salad? Are you calling yourself a side dish?
No, honey, I'm from the South. Tater Salad is an entree half the time out here in the enlightened lands. (And also a damn fine reference to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour ...)
"You might be on Steemit if you just throw some words at a wall like spaghetti, some stick, some slide down, and there's some kind of hot chick standing to the side applauding and cheering while you turn and shrug at the camera. Or it might be SNL circa 1978."
"If you've ever considered that Moby Dick is probably not what you should refer to a drive-by upvote as, you might be a Steemit user."
"Have you ever spent five hours writing something only to have it turn out a complete shambles, but your meticulous documentation turned it from 'screwing around' to 'science?' You're a scientist. But if you post it, you're a Steemit user."
"Do you sometimes wake up in the middle of the day, listening to for tell-tale sound of comments and wondering if it's from them? Actually, that can have several causes."
"Do your roommates think GINAbot is your girlfriend? You might be a Steemit user."