Hey #steemit community!
Are you familiar with the blue collar comedians? If not - just a quick recap: There is a long standing series of jokes that start with "You might be a redneck if ____________" They fill in the blanks with all kinds of funny things that only would be true for the hill-billy-country-livin-redneck type. It is hilarious, and in good spirits.
So here is the idea. I think we should do the same thing as the blue collar redneck jokes- only we will make it about our community here at steemit.com!
You can start the sentence with one of these phrases.
- You know you're a Steemit user when ________________________________________.
- If you _________________________ then... You might be a steemit.com user.
- You might be a Steemian if _____________________.
- If you _________________ then you are probably on Steemit .
I will start it off with a couple to show you what it all means
My first Contribution To This Game:
1. If you have knowledge of a mythical creature lovingly called a @slothicorn, then you're probably a Steemit user.
2, You know you're a Steemit user when you are sick of these words : "Nice Post."
3. If you know these names: @stellabelle @davidpakman @heiditravels @darkflame @carlgnash you might be on steemit.
Ok, friends- your turn! Give it a try in comments below. As always I sincerely thank you for your continued reading.
Nice post!.... Gosh I'm sure you're sick of hearing that.
You might be a Steemian if you check https://steemworld.org/ about 50 times a day.
I may be addicted...
You know you're a Steemit user when you start thinking about future purchases in terms of # of SBD required to buy them, rather than your native fiat currency...
You know you're a Steemit user when you stop using other social media platforms, because you don't get a real reward for it.
You know you're a Steemit user when returning late at night, from a dinner outing, you see a discarded pair of panties in the street and stop to photograph them explaining to wife and company: I can post about this in the Abandoned Objects Contest!
You know you're a Steemit user when you go to bed mentally preparing your next post and, first thing in the morning, check how your last post is doing :)
(I also agree with @rantar about Steemworld! @joe.public about Sanders, hilarious, @cantdecide about cooling off Facebook, Twitter, etc... and,
@themanwithnoname, sad but true, but in regards to my 'voting power')
"If you've ever skipped a post just because it started with 'Dear Steemian,' you might be a Steemit user."
"If Bernie Sanders fills your stomach with a roiling sense of dread because of redistributionist fiscal policies -- no, wait ..."
"Have you ever gone to check whether the cute girl you've been flirting with actually lives in the gutters of Bombay before you hit that 100% upvote? You might be a Steemit user."
"If there are three accounts without wheels but shiny profile images up on blocks in your front yard and you drive around in a 50,000 SP beater, you're probably a Steemit user."
"Read Indonesian web comics? You might be a Steemit user."
"Have you ever gone to dinner, had your cell on the table, and jumped in surprise as your girl Gina tells you your latest post got sideswiped by a vote train? Steemit user."
"If you have ever told a friend that you're not really into cryptocurrency but its nice to write for a publisher that'll at least pay you peanuts, you might be a Steemit user."
Also, they call me Potato Salad.
* Edited to be appropriate and sensitive.
When sexy is measured in words.
you might be on steemit if you both fear and love the giant account holders lovingly known as the “whales” 🐳
when you are one of the best writers among the crowd yet... you earn a few bucks a post while some people who don’t seem to try at all attract hundreds per post- you might be on steemit.
Aye, my broken heart and bruised ego, @lorilikes... That last one, especially... long, windy sigh
I am super confused @yahialababidi. Did I offend you? I do not know why! Care to elaborate? *hugs
Not at all, @lorilikes! On the contrary, I’m identifying with remark you made:
“when you are one of the best writers among the crowd yet... you earn a few bucks a post while some people who don’t seem to try at all attract hundreds per post- you might be on steemit.”
hugs back
No, honey, I'm from the South. Tater Salad is an entree half the time out here in the enlightened lands. (And also a damn fine reference to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour ...)
"You might be on Steemit if you just throw some words at a wall like spaghetti, some stick, some slide down, and there's some kind of hot chick standing to the side applauding and cheering while you turn and shrug at the camera. Or it might be SNL circa 1978."
"If you've ever considered that Moby Dick is probably not what you should refer to a drive-by upvote as, you might be a Steemit user."
"Have you ever spent five hours writing something only to have it turn out a complete shambles, but your meticulous documentation turned it from 'screwing around' to 'science?' You're a scientist. But if you post it, you're a Steemit user."
"Do you sometimes wake up in the middle of the day, listening to for tell-tale sound of comments and wondering if it's from them? Actually, that can have several causes."
"Do your roommates think GINAbot is your girlfriend? You might be a Steemit user."
You know you're a Steemit user when you suddenly think thrice about "liking" or "upvoting" anything on a different social media platform, although you've previously been pretty liberate with that.
If you don't think of a large, beautiful animal but instead someone who could make or ruin your livelihood when you hear "whale" then... You might be a steemit.com user.
You might be a Steemian if you recognize stock images taken from pixabay.com everywhere you go on the internet
If you have issues explaining to your health care provider where your money comes from, then you are probably on Steemit .
Very funny- and I relate to all of those examples @suesa! So happy you visited and dropped a few lines.
❤️
You know you’re a steemit user when you seem names like @suesa on your comments and feel starstricken🤓⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
You might be a steemian if you start following interesting people on the street.
You know you're a Steemit user when you stay in bed an extra hour because you know you don't have bandwidth!
You know you're a Steemit user when you keep trying to find the upvote link on a CNN news article.
I don't know how many other artickle sites I want to start treating like Steemit now, but it is many...
I have done the same thing! LMAO!
🤣You know you’re a #steemit user when you try to Upvote your kids homework assignment on google docs.
Now did they deserve the upvote or do you just upvote them because you love them?
He deserved it, but I love that kid to the ends of the earth so I may be blinded by this love. ❤️ ❤️❤️✨
I feel the same way about my three kids! I am such a pushover for them sometimes.
He meant my kid when I tried to Upvote his homework 🤣
um... that sounded like a request. *faint
You know you're a Steemit user when @grumpycat isn't a fun meme.
If you get $500 for drawing a cup on a chart then... You might be a steemit.com user.
I have seen steemians looking out for the big guys like you mentioned: @stellabelle @davidpakman @heiditravels @darkflame @carlgnash. There is nothing wrong with that though. but i prefer staying in my shadows and maybe with occasional visit.
If you wake up at 3 am to check the value of your latest post you might be a Steemit user..
amazing post really nice..i like it
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Thank You! ⚜
Great fun game post
gd fun post for steem
Yes he does!! Lol
That’s a free use from pixabay.