Join Steemit? No, thanks. I'm already gay.

in #steemit7 years ago

Maisie Williams is the crowning achievement of western civilization.

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And I know some of you disagree, but that's ok. I'm from America. Freedom to share your opinion is my main jam, dawg. That's why I love Steemit too. We can share all our wonderful ideas together. Except most of you are fuck-asses without a single good idea ever.
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Hey fellow Steemians!! :-) I'm new here think this cryptocurrency thing is real neato! I'm also a massage therapist who travels to Acapulco and here's a pic of a qt asian girl someone photoshopped the shit out of. X-)
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How bout a picture of my breakfast? C'mon dude, gimme just one upvote. I know you got some, man...
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"Everyone has sufficient justification for suicide."
-Probably Elliot Rodger or something

If your life is worthless, that's ok. So is cryptocurrency. Join the revolution lol.
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Haha I did exactly the same post of my breakfast and added some bs psychobabble shit, to see how much id get. People actually thought it was serious and commented that the post helped them realise that they are being too hard on themselves hahaha. Dick heads.

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I was p serious when I wrote this. The only difference now is that wish I didn't sell my LTC. 😢

Was it you that hacked the presidential election?

Don't blame me. I voted for The Rock.
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Why is Scott Bakula so disappointed to be retarded? I mean, sweet gov't perk, brah. Not to mention people say "Awwwwwwwwwww" when you tie your shoes. It's sweet. I love it!

Scott Dracula appreciates the finer things in life.

Like being able to wipe ones own butt.