An Advice for Lawyers: Sharing my Experience

in #story6 years ago

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defence attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

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I've read this joke before. It's been floating around the internet for some time. Try coming up with some original content.

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@steemcleaners This guy downvoted me because he didn't like me telling the truth. This is a joke that's been floating around the internet for awhile. It's not his personal experience. Downvoting me doesn't change the truth. Please investigate.

You are an idiot my dear. You can go to hell for all I care and learn to mind your business too. You only know the content has been flowing around internet but you don't know where it actually originated from.