Pistol in a refrigerator

in #story6 years ago (edited)

How about to save bitcoin in a refrigerator, virtual wife or virtual genital

If a testicular can be removed, maybe a lot of senile or forgetful men who lost their balls, they forget where to put it.

Currently, new medical advances are at the rate of changing the sexes. One-day technological advancements allow the cock to be stripped off. It's electric now, right? Sex toy. If only the testicles could be removed, it might be that the prostitution business would disappear, especially if it was passed a law on testicles that read: every husband who is 900 yards away from his wife must leave their testicles in a rage. Thus the husband of the cheating husband vanished.

However, it would be a bit strange when people find television news that a US female soldier who was in charge in the Middle East, was found dead along with his husband's weapons and testicles.

Another illustration is a panicked policeman early on Monday morning, rushing to the office to follow the apple. Seeing her husband in panic, his wife asked, "What's wrong, my husband?"
The suddenly pale-faced husband replied, "I forgot where to put my zaccha, I'm late.
Listening to her husband's answer, his wife smiled, then whispered, "Last night you forgot to pull it out to me, so I kept it in the refrigerator so it would not be harassed by a poodle."

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