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Ha! Poetreason!!! I should've known better to sneak that in without you noticing. I've thought about it before, that you're using your glasses only as a disguise, like Clark Kent. Now, my theory is gaining a foothold!

Poetreason! indeed. My glasses aren't fooling anyone anymore dammit!

We're on to your ruse, trickster! It can reflect the glare of the harsh sun, but it cannot deflect the truth. The truth!!

I shall wear a hat, catch me now truth seeker!!

OH MY GLOB aghast! The hat indeed concealed the identity!

Aha, and now I am free to roam!!!