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Introspection sucks
If you think about it.

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If I don’t perfect human cloning
I won’t be able to live with myself.

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Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.

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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.

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How does a tiger find his favorite song on Apple Music?
He uses their algrrrythm

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Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.

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Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.

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I used to work in a blanket factory.
But it folded.

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I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..

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How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.

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Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.

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My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.

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What do you call a hospital for horses?
A horse-pital.

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What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean

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When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar

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What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.

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How does an IT guy make a Motherboard?
He tells her about his job.

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Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!

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What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.

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