Farts are funny and always a good choice to lighten the mood in any circumstance. Would that I could fart on command!
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Farts are funny and always a good choice to lighten the mood in any circumstance. Would that I could fart on command!
mine aren't, ask @biggypauls. Weapons of mass destruction mine are. I could have been iraqs chemical and biological warefare division on my own
I get it. I REALLY do.
Now that I've quit drinking, mine always smell like roses. But back in the day I was lethal. Beer, Pizza, Pickled Eggs, and Pork Rinds were my four main food groups.
Maybe not exactly like roses, but compared to what was almost pleasant.
mmmm pickled eggs. Love them
Most farts are funny but @scubahead can clear the dive centre with one of his atomic exits, I think he's rotting from the inside out🤢🤮
i believe in doing things well and in this case it does not always mean following through
Ooooo shart free is the way forward.
I'd like to say I'v been 100% shart free since 1971 but this would be a lie
Even that is funny if you survive. It's like surviving an explosion-the first thing I do is laugh :) Then I realize the actual severity.