A man gets lost in a supermarket

in #woman6 years ago (edited)

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked:

Could you do me a favor? I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?

The woman surprised with his request replied:

Why?

Beautiful woman

The man got closer to her and said:

Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere!


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ahaha, it happens to me the same xD

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@bestjokes Never underestimate the jealously of a wife XD

That's funny! :D

Then his wife appeared, and cut his wiener with her pocket pliers!

really good!!ahahah!

omg it was good!

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very interesting

very interesting

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