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Yeah well at least he didn't also take my breakfast scramble. I would have starved.

Curious why you aren't just eating the chipmunks...

Probably because I'm a terrible shot.

Try putting a peanut in a pot of boiling water. You can put a little ladder up against the pot to make it easy to climb in.

I can probably spare a peanut. I'll give it a shot.