It's true, I only believe he's a myth, even while they say he's always watching, knows when you've been bad or good, but still doesn't exist. This does sound suspicious now that you mention it. He was probably watching the whole time! I'm just glad this house doesn't have a chimney.
I'm glad I looked down when I did, I may have kept going, and might have become trapped up there, forced to eat the toxic mistletoe that was supposed to be my savior.
Or, with a twist of fate, it would be your savior, and eating it would've brought you the fortune you so rightfully worked hard for!
I like the way you think! I did work hard, and dangerously.
Makes you think of all the possibilities that would've branched out from it. Would you have been Satoshi Nakamoto? Wait, are you Satoshi in the guise of Paulie B??