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If my math is right, you're about to be born by next month.

Next next month.. Will be a damn near offical greybush

If you can be very late, you might still become a Scorpion.

I identify as a lesbian land mermaid. rofl

Sorry for the misspecification of your individual species group. Are you a redhead like Ariella?

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Yeah but with scaley lazer beam shooting crab tiddies.

That sounds awesome, pitch yourself to Disney they'll be interested in such wow-wokeness with lasers and crabs on genitalia.