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• jhermanbeans (59)in #writing • 7 years ago

  POKEMON, HQ TRIVIA, AND THE MARVEL COMIC UNIVERSE - A [drunken] rant

  All good things come to an end. That’s a fact people. People die. Love dies. Fads die. When the Pokemon app came out, nerds and non-nerds alike were running out (and off cliffs)…

  $51.41

  • Past Payouts $51.41
  • - Author $39.60
  • - Curators $11.81

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #bitcoin • 7 years ago

  Is HODL just a big JOKE? A [drunken] rant

  I've lost thousands of dollars. As simple of a statement as that is to type, it's an extremely loaded sentence to read. Your first thought might be, "fuck you, I've lost…

  $22.73

  • Past Payouts $22.73
  • - Author $17.53
  • - Curators $5.20

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #bitcoin • 7 years ago

  ETH to the Moon & Keeping Clowns In Space Movie afloat.

  Verne Troyer as the Emperor of the 9 Planet Federation So, anyone that follows the market knows that Etherium has been making a HUGE move recently. I was fortunate enough to…

  $15.44

  • Past Payouts $15.44
  • - Author $12.44
  • - Curators $3.00

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #life • 7 years ago

  Tattoos, love and XKCD - A [buzzed] rant.

  My friend says that the way I date women is like I’m standing on the edge of a cliff, overlooking a sea of women, and I see the first one making eye contact with me… I throw…

  $26.75

  • Past Payouts $26.75
  • - Author $21.15
  • - Curators $5.61

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #comedy • 7 years ago

  NEW YEARS Veterinarian ER visit and PERSONAL Attacks - A [drunken] rant

  First off, this is Fred. -/-/-/- Recently a friend of mine posted on Facebook that he was finally coming out as believing something that he KNEW most of his friends thought…

  $42.46

  • Past Payouts $42.46
  • - Author $33.60
  • - Curators $8.86

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #comedy • 7 years ago

  Timing is Everything; Wild Fires, TGI Fridays and The Colonel - A Drunken Rant

  1 In three days I’m producing a feature with one of the most ridiculous directors, let alone people I’ve ever met. He’s eccentric, passionate, and 68… which has it’s own…

  $89.93

  • Past Payouts $89.93
  • - Author $68.85
  • - Curators $21.08

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #movies • 8 years ago

  GET OUT and being forced to relate to Allison Williams - A [drunken] rant about this fucked up life.

  One of the biggest goals of a filmmaker with relation to the audience is to create a character in the story, that each and everyone of us can relate to. Whether that's the hero…

  $12.97

  • Past Payouts $12.97
  • - Author $10.68
  • - Curators $2.30

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #funny • 8 years ago

  OUTSIDE LANDS vs. COACHELLA - or a [drunk AF] rant about why my friends don't give me my own room.

  Friend groups can really be a problem sometimes. Check that. Planning shit with your friend groups can be a problem sometimes. I'll put this rant here, because the people…

  $19.06

  • Past Payouts $19.06
  • - Author $18.06
  • - Curators $1.00

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #funny • 8 years ago

  OLD FASHIONED'S and MAN'S BEST FRIEND - A [happy hour] rant about a couple sh*tty film ideas.

  They say prostitution is the oldest profession in the world, and for that reason, I think my favorite term for a hand-job is an "old-fashioned." Not this kind of Old…

  $47.24

  • Past Payouts $47.24
  • - Author $44.41
  • - Curators $2.83

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #minnowsupportproject • 8 years ago

  Minnow Support Project, and positive Discord - A [happy hour] rant.

  Not since I went to a high school church youth group meeting to try and score with a girl I liked, have I found a community that is this positive. Thanks @zeartul for this…

  $65.91

  • Past Payouts $65.91
  • - Author $52.86
  • - Curators $13.04

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #funny • 8 years ago

  KATY PERRY and 7-ELEVEN Present - A [drunken] rant about police custody.

  The first time I ever woke up in handcuffs, was after a night spent at a Katy Perry concert. credit Before I get to that though, I should say that it occurred to me to…

  $76.25

  • Past Payouts $76.25
  • - Author $58.92
  • - Curators $17.33

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #funny • 8 years ago

  OREOS, the casual pornography of food - A [hungover] discussion about relationships.

  I just had my fourth Oreo, and I'm not wearing any pants. _ It's Tuesday, and it's the middle of the day, and that is my reality. The funny thing to me is that I'm not…

  $74.09

  • Past Payouts $74.09
  • - Author $59.94
  • - Curators $14.15

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #funny • 8 years ago

  ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK & Getting Dumped - A [definitely drunken] rant.

  The new season of this show is absolutely incredible. I can't believe the quality of the production value. But here's the thing. Getting dumped is fucking hard. My roommate has…

  $115.88

  • Past Payouts $115.88
  • - Author $101.15
  • - Curators $14.72

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #funny • 8 years ago

  Freelance Producing & Managing, AKA Doggy Sex Dolls Are Real - A [not quite, but almost drunken] rant.

  Last night, as he handed me a free shot of Jameson, my bartender asked me if I had work in the morning. I said, "No, I'm freelance," and then we hammered them down. The shot was…

  $287.06

  • Past Payouts $287.06
  • - Author $229.56
  • - Curators $57.49

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #steemit • 8 years ago

  Quick question for the developers.

  Feedback loops are important, so I'm stepping away from my drunken rants about shows (although, I'll admit I've had a cocktail or two while watching Veep.) I wanted to share…

  $14.04

  • Past Payouts $14.04
  • - Author $12.39
  • - Curators $1.64

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #comedy • 8 years ago

  BROOKLYN 99 Finale and the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. A [drunken] discussion, interrupted.

  This last weekend, I rode with the LLS, and Team in Training, to tackle the 100 mile ride around Lake Tahoe. I trained for 18 weeks, and our Southern California team raised over…

  $14.82

  • Past Payouts $14.82
  • - Author $12.12
  • - Curators $2.70

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #tv • 8 years ago

  THE HANDMAID'S TALE - and Hulu's tonally clueless ads. A [drunken] discussion.

  Anyone else extremely unsettled by the SUPER poorly planned ads that run against Hulu's THE HANDMAID'S TALE? I mean holy shit, what the hell is going on over there? Ice…

  $30.91

  • Past Payouts $30.91
  • - Author $23.85
  • - Curators $7.05

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #steemit • 8 years ago

  WTF Just Happened Today .com - A worthy Cause for Steemit

  Hoping to raise Steem to help this awesome site: It's awesome. This person quit their job and now spends their days tracking relevant stories about the government and world.…

  $10.89

  • Past Payouts $10.89
  • - Author $8.88
  • - Curators $2.01

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #comedy • 8 years ago

  Hollywood Deal Making - AKA Show me the Goddamn Ice Cream!

  As a producer, I am constantly on the phone for meetings between people that have projects (writers, directors, producer, etc.) and people that have money (studios, investors…

  $35.59

  • Past Payouts $35.59
  • - Author $30.54
  • - Curators $5.04

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• jhermanbeans (59)in #writing • 8 years ago

  MR. ROBOT & SHADES OF GREY - A [drunken] discussion on our reality.

  Opening quote of Shades of Grey: There is no light or color as a fact in external nature. There is merely motion of material… When the light enters your eyes and falls on the…

  $90.59

  • Past Payouts $90.59
  • - Author $68.20
  • - Curators $22.38

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