Hahaha, @johannpiber solved the mystery, as I got into bed with my genuine Eskimo fur hat (made in China) still on my head. During the night Marian thought it was a bear sleeping next to her and she forced me to take it off.
The hat must have felt aggrieved and the next morning it tripped me 🤣
An eye for an eye so to speak and I have to teach that hat how to turn the other cheek.
@farm-mom is a kind lady and I am glad that she substitued the shotgun with a water pistol.
I only wonder what @meesterboom would have to say about all of this, as he can come out with the craziest of things 🤣
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I don't think I could add to that tale!! A furry hat in the bed indeed!! :0D
Ha, I remember many worse incidents in your life my friend.
So a furry hat in bed is chicken feed for you :)
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This hat is alive - have you ever noticed that it's on another place than you have thought you had put it he day before? Have you ever missed any food from the fridge? Are you sure the birds of prey are guilty when you miss a squirrel from time to time?
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Now what's this police detective talk all of a sudden mate.
There's 3 questions here and I claim my human rights to remain silent until my lawyer arrives 🤣
Oh! My lawyer has just called to say the cannot come as he is in prison 😎
So, I will answer your questions vaguely with my own questions.
Are you saying that a ghost wears the hat at night? That the ghost eats the food in the fridge?
Do you infer that said ghost has a partiality for the taste of squirrels?
I hope that your lawyer is not also in jail 🤣
Cheers and thanks.
Well, my friend, I don't need no lawyer because you are right, it must be the ghost of your hat. Was it once one animal or even more? Maybe there are several ghosts in this hat and one is a squirrel eating cat 😸
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Ah! You are right and I have to think about this.
That flap at the front of the hat could be the cat. The two ear flaps might be two squirrels and the main part of the hat might be pure goat skin 🤣
So the cat first eats from the fridge, then the cat chases the squirrels around and finally the goat takes the hat and places it where I can trip over it 🤣
They sing that "Understanding is the best thing in the world" a "Peanutbutter Conspiracy" song.
So now I have to book an appointment to see my witchdoctor who became famous when he made the world flat for his baby daughter to walk on without falling and then he made the world round again when she became a adult 😮😮😮
I am sure that he will find a solution for the goat to neatly place the hat on a table after the nights ghostly festivities 🤣
Cheers and thanks.
Haha, you're wearing many ghosts on your head, no wonder the hat is so warm and warms up your cold ears 🤣 and now you know how the hat came under your feet 😁
But I had not thought that they sing in a chorus - cool 👍
Maybe he needs to feed the goat with some old bones of the first goat that was climbing on a mountain because it wanted to see further than all the other goats 😎
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Hahaha, no, I think that he will catch the goat and fry him to get more bones that he can use for his readings 🤣
Cheers and thanks.
Oh no, goat bones are not good for reading the future - if they were I would have bought quite some bitcoin 13 years ago 😎
!PIZZA and !BEER - sounds like a nice dinner :)
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