Today the birthday battle series picks up in October 2016, three days after my so-called best friend roasted me for being incredibly old.
As I mentioned in the introduction post, my friend Brandon and I have a long-standing tradition of making fun of each other on our birthdays. Since I'm three days older than Brandon, each year he makes fun of me for being disgustingly old. Three days later, I remind him that he needs to grow up and stop being such an immature child.
Each year our messages seem to get more and more carried away.
This series of posts will document our birthday feud. Brandon has no idea I'm posting all of this to the Hive blockchain, but he will find out on his birthday this October. All money raised from up-votes will be donated to Children's Miracle Network in Canada. It's the perfect charity, because it will be a miracle if Brandon ever stops acting like a child.
Here is my 2016 message to Brandon and accompanying video:
"Every year it's the same thing.
On Oct. 4, you post a pathetic attempt at humour, somehow trying to suggest that my 72 hours of seniority over you is a bad thing. Then every year, on Oct. 7, I rightfully put you in your place and remind you that you're a confused child.
But, since I fully expect you to continue the vicious circle in 362 days, and since you can't read, I thought I'd bring in someone to explain it to you loud and clear this year... in a medium you're familiar with."