CNN iOS App Drops to 1 Star, Never To Recover: Internet Strikes Back!! And 4chan's Next Move

in #blog7 years ago

CNN made a bad move in trying to DOXX one of the soldiers of the Meme Wars of Election 2016, thereby drawing first blood in the Meme Wars of Summer 2017.

Well, one of the first shots back at CNN has come via their iTunes app, which has been assaulted by bad ratings so severely that it shall never recover.

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4chan

Just in case you weren't familiar about the strategic sophistication of 4chan, check this out:

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Target: CNN

This is weaponize autism.

And it is aimed right at CNN.

Here are some examples of the 13,000 terrible reviews CNN's app has gotten over the last few days.

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CNN Cannot Win This

The legacy media doesn't understand this new dimension of memes.

They don't understand this war, even though this army of neckbeards already completely spoiled the candidate they thought was a shoe-in.

CNN is going up directly against the full power of the most obsessively bitter decentralized network of tens of thousands of people who have long memories, who do not forget, who do not forgive, and they are better at propaganda than CNN can imagine.

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I really, truly love 4chan/pol/ xD

Hey @healthiswealth -- this is 'unconventional warfare' and its why its one of my happy places, because it accomplishes political objectives with minimal to no bloodshed. In short, GFY.

We need more 4channers on Steemit! ^^

Are you an oldfag or shitlord?

I know what you mean. It is so rewarding to see criminals and bullies get what's coming to them.

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Wow, that is harsh, but so fucking funny LMAO!!

@shayne thanks for updating!!

Yogi Bear has higher ratings than cnn. jeff zucker is a filthy subhuman mentally sick pervert marxist creature. A padded room would be too good for him....

Agreed.

Trump's army strikes back! FAKE NEWS! DISHONEST!

LOL, thats what you get CNN!

Oh shit LOL! Love that "A Convenient Way to get Wack" review! lol

So good. Following.

can't wait till the doors close for good there

I don't think it's going to simply close shop. My prediction is CNN will schism into at least two sub-networks. One for Left-wing journalism and one for conspiracy infotainment (flat earth, Nibiru, bigfoot, etc.)

LOL this is awesome! Too many times you see the media try to silence people with their "scare" tactics. It's good to see CNN got what was coming to them. What did they think would happen? It's a meme for crying out loud! They got what they deserved and their app will see 1 star for as long as they live. Thanks for sharing!

I'm glad that they are finally the ones being scared. The thing with these news apps is they normally only have a few hundred or so reviews, so for the CNN app to have 13k 1 star reviews is absolutely devastating. The only way for them to fix this is by collusion with Apple to artificially pick and choose which reviews to keep (obvious treachery that will only make them look worse) or to constantly submit new updates to refresh the current reviews, however that is very time consuming and the autists at 4chan will obsessively attack the new updates with 1 star reviews.

Honestly, I think their app is done for.

CNN deserve it, i'm so happy :)

I know. 4chan has begun to satisfy my craving for ironic justice.

I've said it hundreds of times, but I'll say it again... Trump is a GOD!! :)

This is a funny story. That's what happens when you think you're to big to fail.

Yeah, these establishment types begin to think in their own minds that they truly are better than the rest of us -- that we depend on them, rather than it opposite, which is actually the reality.

This is a natural reaction, and I have to give a lot of the credit to Trump, who gives people the spirit to fight back against this bullying.

True. But pride comes before the fall. the problem is that these guys are not going to fall gracefully they are going to take down whoever they can in the process.

CNN is a tabloid masquerading as a legitimate news organization. Its ‘reports’ are littered with opinion, and it spends too much time trying to convince its readers/viewers what they should think instead of simply keeping them informed about what is happening in the world (and letting them make up their own minds),” one of the thousands of one-star reviews stated. “Thus far I have had no trouble accessing the biased filth I have come to expect from this once-proud organization. It’s a bit like having a waiter on-hand to feed me all the pig excrement I can eat: the service is nice, but the product is horrible.”
It's just comedy gold!