It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch.
He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there.
"No", says the neighbour. "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the final and not use it?"
The neighbour says, "Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married".
"Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No", he says. "They’re all at the funeral".
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ahaha, football fanatic like me :P
This year it will be held in Russia :)
haha, its a bit dark joke, but i liked it ;)
Man and football are a true love relationship :)
if the man is Russian and the World Cup final is 2018
haha, my portuguese, spanish and italian fans are also fanatic for football 😅😂
Lol
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