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The struggle is real.

That’s why I don’t even write my own stuff anymore.

I just pay this Serbian guy to let me plagiarize content from his old livejournal, throw it through google translate, and bam I got myself a trending Steemit post.

ikr?? Same. It's just the guy I pay to to do my jokes must be from oklahoma or something (obviously)

Don't forget the bit where you just give up and shit yourself and then think. Hang on, that was funny!