It has been a year or two since I've last bothered with matters of courtship. The gravity of cryptocurrency is just too strong. But much to my surprise, she had a comprehensive handle on the nuances of blockchain technology! Check, baby, check. I prodded further as we sunk into the pre-mating ritual of getting to know each other.
A non-religious meta-nihilist like me? Check.
Speaks three languages or more? Check.
Flirts with me without reservation? Check.
Independent with emotional maturity? Check.
Doesn't spend 30 minutes taking pictures of her food during our outing? Check.
Wow, wow, wow. I pinched my face about 12 times throughout the night. Satoshi must be smiling from above. Was I dreaming? I really lucked out on my first date after so long. Maybe it's my accumulated karma over years of dry humping the keyboard for coins.
Anyway, it was a great night with good music, sweet wine, and otherworldly conversation. But holy crap, I realised that she actually looked almost like someone in my social circle when she stared at me, asking if I wanna Netflix and chill under the moonlight. No freaking way miss! Unless we elope to Antarctica or somewhere remote enough to shield me from pitchforks and awkwardness. So I had think with my brain and pull the plug on this rare unicorn. She had to go into friend-zone territory right away. What a waste.
Now that I think about it, I should have just gone ahead with the late night invite and say that it's not gonna work out the day after lol. But emotional attachment be damned. By the way, sorry if you're reading this. You just happened to look like my best friend's wife.
"Doesn't spend 30 minutes taking pictures of her food during our outing? " hahaha... in my case ... I only realized it after she became my wife...
I enjoy reading it... all the monolog/talking to yourself while dating is happening to everyone... our unconscious mind is always processing and relate it to our past experiences...
Nice imagination... :)
Everybody would enjoy just about any time spent with their loved ones, but bro, I just wanna eat asap when the meal arrives :P thanks for dropping by @sireh
True!...
But couldn't help it if the partner is so into foodporn... hahaha
Thanks to you too for all the upvotes and support... appreciate it vm... :)
OHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh...... nvr happened to me before but gosh it usually ends with lots of dramas and who knows, the mutual mutual friends might even come into scene.
Haha wise to avoid the whole village
Haha, later relatives all come in also especially for small cities like Kuching, everyone knows everyone. And you meet everyone at the wet market...
Becareful, isaac might steal yo girl 😁
Woiii... apa ni.... he flag gao me later..
Is 5 and half minutes of taking pictures okie ? I really need it for my steemit blogs !! ><
lol as long as the food hasn't gone cold :P
Nothing bad in Netflix and chill under the moonlight :((((
Do they show anime on Netflix? Then I'm fine (If it's very good).
Haha i really have no idea. Haven't been watching any tv for a while now
Ahh I got the five checks too... I'm indecisive and mature, i free thinker, I don't pray food by camera, I speak more than 3 languages, bla bla bla....
But I'm the aunty of your next door.... lol...
Haha indecisive? Really? I never talked to my next door neighbour before lol
Eh!! Cehh!! Independent!!! Typo!!!
loll...
Doesn't spend 30 minutes taking pictures of her food during our outing?
...........
Hahah 3 minutes is sufficient!
If it had taken place for me I don't think the best friend's wife thing would have put me off ;0)
Lol "really? she looks like your wife? nah." while looking at a carbon copy sitting beside each other :P
HAHAHA dude the ending killed me. Please tell it it actually did happen and you're just messing with us... Please???!!?!?!?!??
Unfortunately, no, events did not unfold so perfectly lol
I love how you string your story but what got me cracking was this
Haha I like that metaphorical analogy the best
LOL it's a grind!
;)
Hahahahahahahaha, and i was hopefully reading to see how the dinner ended.
No, i can't remember any date of having dinner wish i had something like that!
Oh i meant if there's any person of interest that looks like someone you know. Happens to me frequently, and it's awkward haha
Hahahahaha, i could really imagine.
You just inspired me to write an interesting story, not real also.
Hahahahaha
Good morning @kevinwong
It makes for a chilly morning here in Nigeria, and now back to your post. Well what can I say than blame myself for believing how perfect she was in your lead up to the fact that this never happened. This would have made the biggest April fool's day prank ever, glad it's passed.
Well, maybe I'm still too young and haven't experienced such before, but I'll be sure to have a go one of these days and see just how things play out.
Wait, did you say a year or two? That seems like eons to me Man.
Top of the day @nexrules. Haha better believe it that it has been a couple of years. Been just too busy :)
Wow, that's a whole lot of time there. I know it's for the better future.
Someone’s in a playful mood 🤪
Y’know how I knew this wasn’t true? When you described yourself as a meta-nihilist...
Dry-humping keyboard for coins—now, there’s a visual!
Boredom hit a maximum recently, had to.. lol.
Lmao... you look a little different, here, from your towel selfie 🤳 Impressive how fast you can type, with such long nails 😜
gimme coins, coins, god damn coins. This is me as I frantically search your coins. hahaha
I thought this all sounded a bit too good to be true ;-) I like the way you write, Kevin. Really witty and easy to read!
Haha too good to be true indeed :P Thanks @yasminep!
Double plot twist LOL
I thought it was just gonna be another love story like the twilight, but I was wrong, DAMN
Still better story than twilight haha :P
Awww doooood!!! You had me going there!!!
I was gonna say, she's a keeper!
Cg
Right?? Gotta keep the faith lol
So am I to assume that you enjoyed fine dining piano music? Love to know about that as I am one of those keyboard humpers for coins LOL Thanks @kevinwong
Yes I've always liked piano and jazz :) haha thanks for all the keyboard humping!
I feel honored.
I feel sad.
HAHAHAHAHA! I absolutely love the post! Thank you VERY much for the laugh! Some beings on Planet Earth are VERY interesting LOL! I hope all is well! I wanted to stop by! I'm VERY excited! It's spring time and the Cryptos are springing up! :) Party Time! :) Your Friend @extraterrestrial :)
Forbonce i thought everything was real and emotionally attached with your story but at the end all emotions become nothing 😂😂😂
Luckily something like that didn't happened with me untile yet😉
Happened to me so many times! Either looks like friend's wife, sister, or cousin. I just can't lol.
Hahahah that's really funny 😅
OMG @kevinwong first I though its a romantic read, just what I experience with my wife on a perfect outing before we got hooked. You perfectly sold - Kevin on a dream date!
Then I was woah woah woah Kevin you got me damn LOL
dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and here I am with my pizza and all.
Lol man, pizza?
Wooohooo another nice clickbait 😂 imagination can go wild sometimes, don't they? 😉
I got really excited and happy for you and then - oh.
Damn you.
Haha thanks though!
Wait, Satoshi is dead? Nobody tell me this so that I can worship him in my home.
Haha actually he's not. he's an advanced maths professor in japan
I''m not your wife.
I'm your best friend in steemit.
loll
Haha you found my blog!
HAHAHA! :D I thought it really happened. LOL :D Nah, I haven't experienced like this before. I didn't know the meaning of "netflix and chill" until I read one of the comments.. :D I thought it was just watching netflix or something :D
@kevinwong, OMG.....Without lovely wife you went out candle light romance dinner. I've wife but couldn't go candle light dinner coz she didn't use wine or beer. Lol......
Can have pepsi with candlelight dinner :)
I want beer or wine for candlelight dinner :D
Wait what! ! Here I was all excited for you and then you pull the plug on me!
Boooo.
I would not care one bit if it looked like my friends wife...unless it was actually my friends wife, in which case I’d suggest something more honest and experimental than going behind his back.
Ahhh to dream... ha. What a perfect world our dreams are. Life would be so easy if dreams were real. haha. I actually felt sad for you when you said just joking. One day, you never know.
You should see my boring bachelor pad
Accumulated karma over the years for a Netflix and chill under the moonlight? you make it sounds so romantic, miss, but there's no way it's happening. HAHAHA!
Haha !! lol love the ending part !!
@kevinwong "Just joking. Obviously, this event never took place! But have you gone through something similar before?" - Damn, you got me! At first, I thought it was real lol
Mission accomplished!
@kevinwong, you need to get out more. I'm concerned... =P
Good story. Unfortunately, I can't find a girl that does not take photos of her food where I live.
the story is very good. I once married my girlfriend, but her family did not agree with the reason I did not have a good job
Oh sorry to hear that. I personally don't prefer to meet parents and family members..
yes.I love him so much
Let's create a meme for you....
"When you think 🤔 you're having a perfect night with her until Mr Perfect shows up angrily and steals your show"....
Lol......it must have been really hilarious.
Happened to me once so I know how it feels.....
Happy friend zoning..... Lol
did you really let her go just because she looks like someone you already know? :(
Oh for the love of god. We have to give second and third chances some times man.
That kind of romantic candle light dinner do not come in everyones life. but they are very lucky this moment come to they are life. Obviously it is memorable. It is the most attractive moment when you dance with your honey. That is event not forgettable in whole life.
It is good news, of-course. But don't be exited more with this price of one day. Just cool and take step consciously . Although I hope better time is coming soon. Ok, relax.
Incredibly beautiful and romantic place.
My friend and I decided to treat ourselves to a nice candlelight dinner. And the restaurant is beautiful, decorated with flower petals, candles and filled with incense smell. And they even offer massages while we are waiting for the food. I have never been to a restaurant like this so it was definitely a memorable experience.
You write so creative and beautiful😃
wow very excellent funny steemit post
a good story we read and funny .. @kevinwong
Maybe i can try this,,,, :D
I love the dinner by candlelight. It's romantic. I liked this sushi.
The most beautiful moment of life that make your life sweet.
great finishing,,lol...
From Urban Dictionary:
Hahah😂lol ending