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Oh my god! That kitten is trapped in a tree.
Stand back, Ma'am. I know what to do!

Oh my god! We're out of coffee!
Fear not! I have just the thing.

Hahahaha!! Oh man, that made me laugh, I am as rough as a Badger's chuff and it cut right through.

I'm off to show the good lady my penis

The neighbors are noisy. I think I'll go quiet them down with something.

It's a kindness