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what's that it's standing on? or is it taking a massive shit?

Haha these days one kombucha and I be like...


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Lol .I usually tell stories interestingly, only the language sometimes gets tangled

i always get these loving looks from women

You will see your wife who is fat and fussy as a miss universe.

haha they should serve the judges alcohol

You will see your wife
Who is fat and fussy as
A miss universe.

                 - elianaelisma


I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

This is what happened to Raphael after leaving the Ninja turtles