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Probably needed a hedge trimmer to get through the hair

Gif from giphy

Kissing the stone is good for u as a practice before you kiss your dream girl.

you sure that's the best advice?

Does "vajazzle" mean chastity belt?

If you use enough super glue I guess

What do you tell the insurance guys?

that you'd like to buy insurance and have it apply retrospectively

@traf,
Dude you better don't go in wrong ways!

You should go in the right way and you will found what you were looking for lol :D

Cheers~

my wife initially laughed, and then shouted at the action