When the host of the dinner party gives you the honor of saying grace but it's been 8 years since you last went to church
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When the host of the dinner party gives you the honor of saying grace but it's been 8 years since you last went to church
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Even this dog can say grace better than you
Dogs really would do anything for food
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he better pray pretty hard because all I see are empty plates
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buddybobby when did you change family?In this age of selfies and technology, this has become the ritual before meals
Me, I just dig in, I mean I've waited long enough as it is
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i like to be different and take the picture of the meal after it's came out my other end
I regret reading this before my dinner.
hahah that be social media religion right there!
Is it over yet?
Any longer and I might fall asleep
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darn work meetings again
yawn!
For your sake you better remember quickly.
Grand Aunt Betty expects good graces when you visit
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sigh
republican grannies, like it's not enough to have to put up with their casual racism now they come in heavy
Do what my brother did when asked to say grace, he said, "Grace" with a straight face. In his defense, English is his second language.
haha
natural troll, i like it
why you have to bring traffy's bro-bro into this, see now he's gotta sing Amazing Grace just to diss his brother
My go to:
Rub a dub dub
Thanks for the grub
so does he
remind you of the one time in thailand when you ran out of money and had to turn tricks?
and you're jewish
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i'm whatever you want me to be as long as it's a pedophile
hey @ilt-yodith come see this!
Hahahahaha I don't only go speechless , I also get to blink very fast coz I am really confused about the fact that I was called and I have nothing to say...
After he said me grace
I don't know what should I do in church!!!
Never trampoline after you break bread, you could get appendicitis.
@traf,
Let me eat first, then I will tell you, yeah I don't remember how :D
I think it's a common problem. Coz it's after 8 years man :D
Cheers~
When she says "I love you" after sex
and here is the saying grace of sex
Barnicle the Great. One and only true prophet
hah that's why you pay them to leave right after :P
That's if I'm fast enough to grab a wallet after shooting down.
Lel I never went to church or mosk , when can I get my dinner ?
The answer is GOD damn it LOL
....they did said brings you own plates
Food first, all of the other things second or never.
a hungry stomach has no ears
He should remember one rule. “Always have a plan B!”
When I was busy eating food for the last 8 months
stop stop you will die ha ha ha
Haha lmao I aint ever said that shit.
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Oh yeah, friends, let's show sympathy and forgive him :)
Back up, no one will notice!
When I am in the church,
Can i get a room in your hotel
Nice photos. they deserve an award. It is very nice. great work
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Lol. I can only imagine what it feels like to be absent for eight solid years. Come to think of it, it been a while i last went to church masef 😊😊Thanks @traf for sharing
When there is no food, but lot of hungry
best funny after sex
"Surprise, surprise mudafukka! I got nuttin'."
But then you rip open your shirt and say, "Bitch please, baby Jesus is my home boy, I even got him tattooed across my chest."
In this age of abbreviated communication (text vs actual conversation), you can go with the short and sweet. "God is neat, let's eat". If you are trying to impress the guests, start spewing random Latin phrases: "Dominus Ominus, E Pluribus Unum, Ipso Facto, Nolo Contendre, Amen".