It's true, I really don't even bother remembering their names (even though we've been in the same class for a year now)....look I took decimals and fractions in math so I know my numbers, that how I identify each of them.... 6&half, 7.8, 8&2/5...no two are alike.
Forget about the brownie points even if you remembered her birthday she will definitely find the reason to fight with you. Just Concentrate on cake, don't let your dumb children eat more than you.
@traf,
It doesn't work, that's why we called them wives and that's why they call us husbands! It's a common issue men forget b'dys, and it's a common issue women angry whatever we did. Marry once, you will understand what I said :D
I used to look forward to birthdays until my husband came up with the bright idea of doing a birthday dance
Now I hit the drinks hard and hope he forgets If he doesn't, at least, I'll be too drunk to remember anything
vicious circle
unless it ends up like daylight savings where you can just wait 6 months and it sorts itself out
yeah sometimes being a lazy git pays off
I would say you are pretty lucky to have your wife like this when you forget her birthday, still keeping a smiling face...this is what my wife's face would look like when I forget her birthday and nothing I do will make her smile.
This is the worst thing that can happen to you dear friend @ traf, women are very intuitive, can hardly fool them
and they make common cause in this sense
There's no such thing as brownie pointsit's all an elaborate lie with the wife/girlfriend/woman
And if there is, it's not redeemable, everlike bitconnect
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i love that bitconnect guy
he reminds me of those deluded idiots at the start of every season of american idol
its the only part of the show i enjoy
yeah but you got to admit their enthusiasm followed by their epic fail is entertaining like monkeys 🐒 humping a stoned cat
Her reaction when you do remember her birthday but accidentally put your mistresses name on the card!
what do you take me for a drooling idiot?
I went out of my way to find a mistress who shares the same name to avoid this situation
I hope they share the same birthday too.
Teach me your ways Traf teach me
dead man walking
I am finished...my mistress is hotter anyway!
That's the challenge, sometimes it's about the effort not the certainty of the recognition.
Don't ask me to explain why, being married is a big mystery......best keep it that way
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ya, i waste too much energy trying to understand or tricking or roofieing them
Set a reminder for yourself, 1 week before, 2 days before, 1 day before, every few hours before. The extra effort should count for something.
And if that doesn't work, go old school
i set a reminder 364 days in advance if it helps
You young fool....good effort
One day i came home from office and asked my wife ''why you wore new dress ??''
It was her birthday..which i forgot.
her hair turns red when she gets mad
I don't wait for my partner to remember, I just throw my own birthday party
He has no choice but to participate
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well that does seem impressive! we've been going about it all wrong all this time
You should try it, throw your own birthday party and have her clean up afterwards.
why do i get the impression that someone swings here?
Yes, I love to swing, though I'm not very good at it.
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You actually get a clap? When I do something nice for one of the girls in class it feels like nada!
Yeah, that's the apathic look - 'what is this, you peasant' stare down that I get
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it's hard for them to react when you're invisible in their eyes
Simple explanation. They have no idea who you are and are trying to process if this stranger has a ducktape in the bag and a van parked outside.
It's true, I really don't even bother remembering their names (even though we've been in the same class for a year now)....look I took decimals and fractions in math so I know my numbers, that how I identify each of them.... 6&half, 7.8, 8&2/5...no two are alike.
Forget about the brownie points even if you remembered her birthday she will definitely find the reason to fight with you. Just Concentrate on cake, don't let your dumb children eat more than you.
yeah not wasting calories on those idiots
need the energy to fight with the wife
@traf,
It doesn't work, that's why we called them wives and that's why they call us husbands!
It's a common issue men forget b'dys, and it's a common issue women angry whatever we did.
Marry once, you will understand what I said :D
Cheers~
is there a mode to get another face?
@trafalgar,
Yeah, if I ask another question, you can see this mode too lol :D
Cheers~
I used to look forward to birthdays until my husband came up with the bright idea of doing a birthday dance
Now I hit the drinks hard and hope he forgets
If he doesn't, at least, I'll be too drunk to remember anything
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might have been his plan all along
You might be right...the bastards been playing me all along.
It's so bad these days that I set reminders for reminders about important events.
vicious circle
unless it ends up like daylight savings where you can just wait 6 months and it sorts itself out
yeah sometimes being a lazy git pays off
Yes become a slave to your smart phone, the calendar function owns you now!
Hold on, I'm going to reply to this comment. Let me set a reminder to remind me later.
That's a real 'Thunderbirds' head she's got going on there!
She looks like she gives a lazy handjob.
I would say you are pretty lucky to have your wife like this when you forget her birthday, still keeping a smiling face...this is what my wife's face would look like when I forget her birthday and nothing I do will make her smile.
You got her back by showing her how to give someone the clap.
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hahaha..
poor killer potato (correct @dj123?) now you're down to rep 11 ....... here is an 11% upvote for you
When you make pasta for dinner and want your wife to praise you because you did it alone for the first time in months.
Facebook is good source to know birthday of wife otherwise .......
he he,
awesome this post.
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This is the worst thing that can happen to you dear friend @ traf, women are very intuitive, can hardly fool them
and they make common cause in this sense
When I smile to be polite.
But really I want you dead
Happy birth day to you..
I made my birthday info private to be only wished by my true friends.
I have zero true friends.