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Unspoken dark side of toy story


God speed

welp, that's definitely beyond infinity

Are you the only one that got attacked?

They got Dan your prison bitch too

just gotta learn to take it like a trooper

I'm the one who drops the soap but i am not the one to pick it up ;)
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You keep telling yourself that little buddy.

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Prison Bitch, Landlord

You can probably bend open the metal bars with that thing

  • Bend open metal bars
  • Pry open chastity belts
  • Crack open walnuts
  • Knock out fish

He's a very useful friend. Doubly so in prison

He fell for the oldest move in the book, he will literally never be the same Player again.

they are slippery and easy to lose or the guys wouldn't always ask me to smuggle them in

Be prepared next time

Looks like the defender didn't watch enough film to prepare for the match.

Actually pretty useful tips for @steemnsfw.

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This would have been useful last week.

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looks like I need to get your personal trainer

How wrong I was

I should have heeded the warning signs

Yes, but from the moment you walked into the shower you should have realised this wasn't going to be like that one time back in high school, you n Dan got a little Lincolny...

hmm that was me in the police lineup that got me into prison in the first place

Shake it, shake it!! That should draw some attention.

Don't worry buddy. Help is never far away


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Wow this is a really strong gif find.

Yeah, That's why I always try have help and aim appropriately

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Oh Shit, my bad you said GIF.... Well this is awkward

Clever clever.

Each new guy is a feather in my cap. Some say it looks like I'm wearing a chicken

Might be difficult to find the guys when you're in that condition


Mr Bean

Haha classic, but when you get back to your cell and big bubba finds out you let someone else rape you

I see, big bubba no like the new sharing economy

nah he old school

He's going to make you eat his cockmeat sandwich

I'm a little old school, don't do sexual orientation humor


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Hey, I'm looking forward to seeing this shoot-them-up movie, anyone else?

LOL

Yeah...part 2 in just a few more months

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Besides coffee, apparently that's the best way to start the day in block C


Getting A Full Flavored Shot of Double Expresso

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Is that Dan's special brew?

his favourite, Dan likes it both black and white

but with no sugar

with sugar was the old Dan before this

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It is great to do as you walk

Lmao ouch that is just wrong! haha

Looool very nice :))

It's so much fun. Thanks for sharing :)

Ha ha really funny, At first I was thinking the player was running with the ball

thank you for the funny sharing. I will follow you.

Gabriel Jesus wow ! He is so much brilliant, he know how to change a game.

Haha thanks for the gif :)

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