Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is late
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from @theabsolute, @felipejoys
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
Both of you!!
And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
HSBI
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Our winner was
@theabsolute, @felipejoys
Our entries came from
@theabsolute, @felipejoys
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Late
As in,
When a basketball player winds up late to the game because they tried to cut between buildings as a shortcut, but it was a dead end, but they still wind up making a slam dunk with the assistance of their teammates, that’s an alley-oops!
OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
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Barista: May I have your order please?
Mario on a
MonPunday: Please a-be quick, I'm getting a lateThis is a text pun, please forgive me.
the accent, right? I like it, haha
It's a square-peg-in-round-hole pun
obviously we're not picky lol
At least we both know that pun is definitely not gonna be picky-ed as the winner
Hey babe, you're early! I got a few condoms this time.
No, honey, I'm not early. I'm late. Late, get it? Because I'm pregnant, and you're the father! Ha, ha, ha.
Why was Nintendo struggling to wake up after daylight savings began?
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They just couldn't make the Switch
Sorry I'm late.
I've been following a strict schedule
So it can be said I'm a little behind time
Teacher: Why were you late for school Johnny?
Johnny: The dog ate my homework.
Teacher: How does that make you late for school?
Johnny: Well, I had to recover my homework before going to school didn't I? It takes time to open up a dog and piece together all the shredded pages!
GROSS!!!