Sam’s Hangout #77 - “ONCE SAID CHALLENGE”

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"We win together as a team, and we lose together as a team.” – Kenny Smith


Hello everyone, my beautiful hive naija people, it's another beautiful weekend and we are so happy to have you here once again. It’s another weekend to buzz the hive blockchain even as we connect with ourselves. It’s just feel good to get everyone together every weekend to talk about random things and just have fun.

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OBJECTIVE

As we all know, Sam`s Hangout is focused on promoting the togetherness of the Nigeria brethren through engagement and it's also now concerned of the well being of each and everyone who is part of the engagement. This account was opened to make the engagement more personal and official. You can find the INTRODUCTION POST to read more about the purpose and aim of this account and also do well to follow the account so as to know when a post is made.


Weekend engagement every weekend on Hive was originally created by @ galenkp as he founded the Weekend-Engagement community and initiative. I thought it would be nice to have a weekend engagement too in a Nigerian way for everyone that cares to be a part of it.


Moving forward, Aside chatting and gisting here in the comment section, Feel free to post your weekend activities in the Weekend-Experiences Community.

Please do follow the rules of the community! And check the community for the recent topics



The last time, the topic was ”FUN FACTS"

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We had over 1500+ comments in our last hangout. Everyone came together and shared their interesting and honest opinions about the topic. There were jokes, harmless banter, and valuable lessons. It’s still getting exciting! Let’s see if we can still beat our all time high this weekend again, shall we? 👀. Please let’s try to make sure to encourage every response to the discussion by leaving a comment. It has always been so nice seeing people who dedicate their time to engaging and sharing their thoughts and ideas with us, I want to appreciate you all for the consistency, quality engagement and your efforts, let's keep them coming. Special thanks to everyone who makes this hangout possible.

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I will drop a topic every Friday (Today's topic is below), share your thoughts on the matter, reply to someone else opinion, and interrogate the opinion if you like. Keep the discussion on. If you don't have anything to say about the topic. Just reply to someone else's comment. And also tag your friends to join us.

Do all these in the comment section, as that is where it all goes down.

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This week's hangout starts immediately after you see this post and ends on Sunday at 11:59 pm.


Prizes for this week: Everyone gets to win this weekend as we will be setting beneficiary to comment rewarder. So as long as you genuinely engage, you get to share a part in the reward this post generates. Take note, only those who genuinely engage will benefit from this.

Ecency points will be distributed to all our owanbe Saturday and Sunday reflection participants.

Prizes courtesy of: @sam.hangout

Special thanks to our sponsors @eddiespino through the aliento encouragement project, @melinda010100 for the ecency points, and everyone supporting us through our curation trail to support quality contents on hive. We plead that more people join to make it weigh more! Here is a link to join Sam.hangout curation trail

ONCE SAID CHALLENGE


Now to our discussion for this weekend! We will be discussing “ONCE SAID CHALLENGE”. I’m sure some of us are familiar with this challenge. It’s not hard at all.

"Share something your parent(s) once said. Anything. You know how our parents most times will be like Sam, don’t follow that boy, he is a bad influence. So I’ll say it this way, my mom once said, “Sam, don’t follow Jude because he is a bad influence”.

OR

”My teacher or anyone (tell us who) once said..”

Our hangout is still in mind and plans are still forming to make it a reality. Check out our last post to stay updated.Here’s a link to the post. Thanks to everyone that has contributed and is contributing towards the success of this hangout. Keep supporting the plans as we are making good progress.

Remember, the aim of the hangout is to bring people together, particularly Nigerians. So make sure you have this in mind when responding to the questions. And feel free to add even more to it if you have more.

If you know you have a topic you would want us to discuss about, please feel free to suggest them to us. All you have to do is suggest the topic in the comment and tag @sam.hangout to it.


Okay Let's Gist!!!

Be as simple and sincere with the discussion, hehehe.

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Don't you think we are forgetting somebody?... Well, I'm sure we are...

FRIDAY PLANS, OWANBE SATURDAY, AND SUNDAY REFLECTIONS

On Friday, we talk about our goals for the weekend. Will you be indoor throughout or do you have a date to plan? Owanbe Saturday is a day to share interesting gists about parties. You can also share pictures. On Sunday, we reflect and share our plans for the new week. Let’s see how it goes!

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There are no further rules, please banter as you like, speak any Nigerian language (Igbo, Yoruba, pidgin, Efik), anything, as long as someone else can understand.

Pls note : However, please don't take it to the extreme.

With all that said, let the discussion begin...

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My Auntie once said " when you swallow orange seeds, an orange tree will grow on your head"
@funshee @ozd @uniquezee @daverick them tell you this thing that year? 😃

Yes na 😂, or when you eat fish eyes you will have an extra eye

😂😂😂 funny and we believed it then

Seriously

My mummy told me this that year oo and innocent me believed

Me sef believe am 😂

Haha, you are not alone, I was told as well.

Hello @funshee nice to see you

Thank you , same here.

Dem tell me. This thing nearly cause person sleepless night. Thank God say “Guardians of the Galaxy” movie never dey dat time. If not for say as person mistakenly swallow dat seed and I come watch the movie see “Groot” omoo person no go sleep oo... 😅😅

😂😂😂 na true o, that movie for just confirm am say na true

Seriously 😅😅

And then dat one of throwing your tooth on the zinc and not letting a lizard see the opening in your mouth...choii

Chaii, I believed that one like say tomorrow no dey😂😂

No be only you oo. The worst part na the dancing dem dey say you need do 😂

😂😂I dance am sha

Ahh 😂😂

This ehhh

I believed it like mad 😂😂😂

We many for this table be that😂😂

I swear i once believed this thing when i was small to the fact i was scared orange seed will grow in my belly but as time goes i leanrt our belly has acid which melt everyfoos we eat and secodnky it possible for kids that jusy growing

Those days I became scared of taking oranges..😃

Very true, plus, orange, guava rice seeds and all

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Happy Owanbe Saturday 🎉💃 Saturdays are for parties, weddings, and plenty of jollof rice. Do you have any owambe lined up today, or are you chilling at home? Share your Saturday plans with us.

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Nah owanle I dey today ooo no owanbe. I dey outside dey gist with my neighbour, if I don finish I wan enter house sleep. Una wey dey go owanbe, bring party jollof rice come o. @justfavour @lucia89 @ozd wetin Una dey do today?

Heheh, owanle as how now…. Where this one come from 😂

Yes nah, I dey house. That's a new language for you. It makes language grow you know

Perfect weekend 😃

Make Dem bring food for us ooo

Yes nah

Na you be chef ooo you for bring food come give us here

Lol 😂

Omo, I just came back from church, body dey pain me, hungry dey worry me. Make I eat see front first

Sorry you have. Oya go chop

Thank you, I have eaten already

Good to hear

Abeg tag me for owambe for your aread

I no get oio

Better start to dey find ooo 😂😂

Na house we dey oo. I no sabi when last I see owmabe sef 🥱. Abeg share location if you sabi any. No hide update.

We gather dey my brother 😂

Abi na. Make dem give us update oo 😅

Make I rush bring chair 😂😂😂

Do sharp sharp 😂

okay sir... 😂

Me and @quduus1 dey wait for you outside 😁

Phew, honestly it’s been a while since I attended any owanmbe party. I just got back from a long distance travel and haven’t rested enough. I will be sleeping in today, with the intention of seeing a movie later, eating something and using some medications before i crash completely…

Crash as how? Please o 😂
Just sleep jejely. No room for crashing

You should see snow piecer

Chaii, man on hustling mood, Everywhere good brother..

Good morning my neighbors!!!
I don't even understand myself today ooo
Sha I dey house and I'm not going anywhere, make I watch the new Korean movies I got.... Ngwanu ka odi nu 😘

I kuku had a graduation owambe today only for it to be postponed last minute 😔 because of some unforseen events. Was really looking forward to eating plenty outside food since it's a culinary event. Next time sha, make I go make my hair fess I dey come

I dislike those kind of end time postponement but what can one do when it's not somebody's party

Abi🤷🏽

I dey wait 😆

Oya naa😁

Which kind unforseen circumstances abi events 😂😂😂

No Wahala, we dey wait for review

I can't wait too😁

Smile 😁

Just here , scrolling through social media , chatting with friends on hive. No owanbe for me oo @goldenproject @empressjay @bipolar. You all don go owanbe ni ??

All of una no get where to go abi wetin 😂😂😂

owambe khe? me I just dey chill for my crib arrangement better gbedu take guide, like ds eeh ah don arrange better dodo with fried egg come use warm nice chocolate tea take step m down ... 😆 🤣 😂

ah know say @jmis101 no dey carry las oyana lol 😆

Ah ah ah good life no pass this one o
A while full chicken and chips . Omo God dey o

😆 🤣 😂 e go reach everybody...

Ah ah
Minister for enjoyment.
I don hide my face oo

Enjoy

😆 🤣 😂 😹

See enjoyment

😆 🤣 😂 na once once ooo

you self enjoy pass people wey owanbe ooo 😹🤓

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 shey .. omo times treat yah sef nicely ...e get why 😆

Flex... Enjoy jare

😆 🤣 😂

I'm at the beach, my friend, in Falcon, Venezuela, and from here I played the most amazing chess...
Happy with my progress and being able to share my experience with all of you.

No owambe this Saturday just church harvest for youths

Smile no owambe today am just chilling at home though it's about to rain.

Ahh 😂😂 Doing what kwanu... Share location make i lap...

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lap wetin tiffff. Person dey house you wan lap as how na ehn 😂

How far food dey house make i dey come

I don chop am finish.
Omo I just dey sleep too much this days

Na you dey enjoy

as mayor nah 😂

Omo I wish it could rain here today o

But it didn't rain again oo

Omo all this kind weather sha

My dear eheee

Again and again, NO OWANBE for me today

I'll just be home chilling, write my post, eat, and a song composition which might make me go offline a bit.

But I'm sure @fashtioluwa the owanbe man would have owanbe to go and enjoy his pounded yam again 😂

So you even compose songs, this woman and it's me that you are telling to prepare for talents hunt.

🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

LoLs 🤣🤣 just leave owanbe for Big Fash ooo. All these ones you people are staying at home? Wetin dey happen nah...

When people like you refuse to marry or born pikin

LoLs 😹

Marriage is not for us now ooo..

😂 Go and marry by force

**LoLs 🤣🤣🤣 nah lie **

Abeg tell am o .

I am o... You sef inclusive 😄🤪

Ehn I don hear o

Lol. Una dey enjoy sha… God when 😂

Enjoyment with no money is called Sapament 😂

No owambe for me today, today is sanitation so no movements for now.. I plan to give myself special treats today o

I love that part of special treat... I'm a Nurse... How about I come to your service.... Enjoy your day, Lecia.

Me sef just finished sanitation I'm waiting for who will do owambe for me.

😂 just dress up, play music, start to dance

Without food, no na😂

😂😂 na correct party jollof rice na him be the main owambe o..

Yes ooo, very hot one

You get , right 😊

Nice one... Special treat is needed

Oya make we shoe for here....
@mathewdaddywah @kc6729 @oluwadrey @quduus1 @bipolar95

Abi Una dey chill for house??😂😂

Lol, i no dey owanmbe oo

why nah??😂

Shoe as how bai

Sha brink me rice, abeg. Correct Jollof and fried rice Ni ooo😀

Hot 🔥🔥🔥 One....

As you no kuku tag me . Omo the kind waka I waka today ehn . I say let me start my weighloss journey na so follow friend waka na 2hrs wake the thing come turn to .
Like this now I don tire sef

LoLs 😅😅
No be small journey ooo
I For say nah journey of no return, but thank God say you return...😂

😂 thank God sat I don return like this 😂 Omo God dey

LoLs 🤣🤣🤣

Na you wan waka na

I dey kampe i don cho

Today I will be chilling at home watching movies and resting while I wait for my babe and my sister to bring food from boli festival... Baby boy needs to rest small.

Who is your babe? Lol

The one you know

Na him say make you dey babe less? 😂

Abeg, send some here when they are back 😀

Wahala for us wey no get babe God dey oo

Go and get na😂😂😂

Am ugly no get want to be with an ugly person like me

Lol, dey play. Monkey no fine, but e mama like am

Na my mama i wan marry

This one nah adult baby boy oo 😂😅
Rich people everywhere..

I'm in my house resting 😁

😆... no be lie

🥰🥰🥰

I don't have owanbe o as usual , but guess what ????? I will be cooking jollof rice and chicken 🍗 🤭🤭 @justfavour @hopestylist I invite you people specially to come eat with me .
@samostically shey you go mind come join us chop? Ehn?
Sha normal normal it promises to be a good day today. Ehn.

Good afternoon my people. I just dey at home abi E get any one way wan take me out.

Owanbe no dey oo. Na sleep I dey sleep since morning after attending the RCCG Holy Ghost Service.

Owambe today boring i never see food chop since morning ooo na my neighbor house i wan go look for food chop

No owanbe for me today as usual since @afrikens has refused to invite me to her own.

I went to church today, my church is having a 50 days prayer, I got back past one, ate and have been doing different house chores

Shey me sef see owanbe go? My mouth dry past harmattan lips

Wait make I born this my 15th child, make you fit eat jollof rice
😂😂

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Today is Reflection Sunday! Did you go to church? If yes, what did you learn? And how did you spend your Sunday?

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Good afternoon everyone.
Service was long today, was FYB service so was more of thanksgiving

Praise the lord unlike me ehh

😂😂😂, you went to church and was blessed either way

Yes na you understand me better

😂😂👍

Oh, Final year student, congratulations 🎈 oooooooo

Thank you, wasn't among thou

The service was full of testimonies and thanksgiving

Yes it was oo, beautiful testimonies of God's faithfulness

I joined first service online.
Message : Succeeding by God's word.
Scripture reference : Psalms 119:30.
To possess the right word of God is the greatest way to control everything in life.

How to access the word for all round success

  1. Be born again/new birth (Mark 4:11)
  2. Thirst for the word of God (Isaiah 55:1)
  3. Ask for the help of the holy Spirit (1 John 2:27)
  4. Search with your heart (Ecclesiastes 1:13, Jeremiah 29:13)

Why is the word of God powerful?
A) God's word is God himself (John 1:1)
B) His Word carries eternal life (John 6:63)
C)The word of God is the carrier of the power of God(Romans 1:16)
D) It solves all problems in life

God's words are powerful

!INDEED, they are.

You honestly brought church to Me today . I will try and go next week

Alright dear
If you can't.
You can join online.

Yes I wanted to sef today .I just got tired

Alright
Next week.

This is a sermon for me, even of I didn't go to Church. Thank you for putting this, together with the text even.
You really focus for Church. Unlike somebody I see say dem dey drag for here 😂

😂😂😂😂
Thank you very much dear

Make I tag the person because it's like I know the person oo

Abi na
Make I see the person face 😂

See our spirits working together 😄😂

😂😂😂😂

😂😂 make I tag am? Make e no be like we dey gossip am for back 😂😂

Tag am oo. I wan see the person face 😂😂

The first and last from the last segment for me. The word is him and he solves all problems of life no matter how hardened it may be like a rock

Thanks for sharing

Yes oo
My pleasure

I didn't go to church oooo let me not lie pls.
I woke up this morning, because my friend was travelling to Lagos, so I had to help get things in order. Then I went back to sleep ,then woke you , I boiled yam and ate around 12pm . And after chatting on discord for a while , I slept off and woke up few minutes to 3pm , I entered toilet did the needful and strolled to kitchen and carried what was Left of my meal and ate it.

Currently still lying down on my bed , I got no plans to leave here until tomorrow.🙂

@deraaa @justfavour @hopestylist @mathewdaddywah @nkemakonam89

Did you go to church or you were home like me?

Nice one lazy woman

Awwwn thank you.
A certified one at that 😂

Give me the rank

What rank ehn

Woot
Lol

Mama has arrived

On a low key
Still in the kitchen oo😃

Okay cook am well you are having visitors

I am coming oo
I have a confession to make 🤦

😂 confession plenty today 😂

😃😃😃😉

Spill it o.
I'm waiting 😂

Shhhhhh 😅

Geez! 😳🙄 What was that needful you went to do in the toilet 😂

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Happy Sunday guys
Yes, I went to church and it’s my turn to be paired with another teacher in teaching the children’s class. It was fun and exciting.
The teacher taught them the topic: Jesus is the vine.

I enjoyed the way she taught the children, especially coming prepared with an instructional material to explain what vine, branches and gardener meant. Jesus is the vine. We are the branches and God the father is the gardener.

Lesson learned was to always be connected to the vine (Jesus) to live a productive life and without Him, we can do nothing.

When I got home, I quickly fried some akara because I was hungry and couldn’t wait till the proper meal (Jollof rice) was cooked. So far, I have eaten and need to take some rest before leaving for house fellowship by 5:30pm. When I get back home, will do some work online then probably watch a movie and then call it a day.

Your Sunday is so planned and coordinated

Thank you.

The day isn't a complete one of movie is not involved 😂

Nice way in bringing up the children to understand the in-depth of God's words. Weldone sisterly

Happy Sundayyy Everyonee
I didn't go to church though

Same to you too,I went to church service today.

Happy Sunday Everyone 🥰

Been really sick today, so I didn't make it to church.
I spent my Sunday indoors watching movies.

I hope we all had a great day 🙃.

@afrikens where have you been 🙃

Vanilove 🥰 I'm here now. I was busy

Sorry dearie and I hope you feel better now

To be honest i forgot what they teached today but all what is in my head is too praise the lord cause today is first sunday of the month @treasuree @merit.ahama @hopestylist @nkemakonam89 @soma18 @justfavour what did you guys learn in church today

🤔🤔🤔🤔

What did you learn in church today

Shhhhhhh🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

😝😝😝

You forgot?
Because they didn't talk about ways to make quick money abi?

You too know me girl way sabi person

Change oo

I didn’t do anything wrong na is not i diddnt go i went to church na i sat down listened to sermon and went home i am just being sincere is not like i will put sermon for head as i leave church he dissapear you want me to start lying that the last thing i will do

You don't take notes with your phone or jotter?

Your mind no just dey jare.

And I am not saying being sincere isn't cool but put effort inugo

Nahhhhh all liars shall go to hell fire 😂

Just saying! Why will you be under sermon and won't remember anything? But you gave the answer already that you were taking pictures so understood that you can serve two masters at a time 😉

Exactly oooo, don’t mind that guy 😂

Seriously 😂😂😂

Just Imagine

You get!!!!! Na money full that man's head

😂😂😂
Na en way

Ahhhhhhhhh Your excuse is not genuine... What were you doing when they were teaching or preaching?

Me am outside snapping pics ooo

Imagine! See yourself

Obviously pressing phone shuirrr .
He now gets mind tag me

Hahha see this one monitoring spirit

Who is monitoring who? 😂

Lol, see this man, did you go to church at all 😂

Before nko the fact i appearead there na wetin

I didn't go to church, I have been sleeping since morning

Good one it happens me i go i didnt even remember what they teach God hears our silent prayer and knows who serve him in his heart many go carry book jot like they are good christian but behind let me not say it the heart that knows who truly serve him in his am sure you mist have a good reason

I have heard you bro.
Mr believer

Oh God Girl God is good finish Ham

Ehn na . God is good before

😳

This your emoji it something better talk now

Haaahaa make I just Waka pass quietly,, the emoji have passed the message already🏃

Ahhh i now understood brethen welcome to the house 🏠

You shock 😂

😂😂

You forgot? That's not a good thing 😁
Don't you go to church with writing materials? Change next time 🙄😄

Ok mama i will go with writing material now

😸

Yes mama 🥹

Better 👀🤪

Yes I did! We were reminded of how we must ensure our minds are free and pure from any uncleanliness of either fights, malice or grudges before coming before God in prayers or before we can be able to receive God's goodness and mercies cos only those with clean hands and cleanse hearts will receive blessings from God.

In summary, flee from every appearances of sin
E.g @mathewdaddywah that was eyeing and forecasting babes inside church when sermon was going on. Flee!

Praise thee lord so you notice i was eyeing you inside church abi well done be expecting me at home tonight

Holyghost fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Wait who should holyghost fire burned me that am protected by the spirit

😅😅😅 wahala oooo

I definitely agree with you, only those with cleanliness in their hearts and soul will receive true blessings from God. I pray the grace to stay away from sin God gives them to each and everyone of us…

Amen ooo the sermon was nice

Amen 🙏 Only by that grace gangan o

We should try to live a righteous and holy life

Yeah trying is the world, enclosed with grace cos all our righteousness at the end of the day is like a filthy rag

The topic is an interesting one

Yeah it really was.... Educating and refreshing

Yours truly had been sleeping all day. Just finished eating lunch and watching film presently.

Yes I went to church, I always do 😁. Today was FYB (final year brethren) service, so the church was filled up with different family members who came to celebrate their children/friend/siblings for graduating. It was a very long service that I was so tired and left 30 minutes before the close of service.

There were a lot of drinks, food and snacks, since I hardly eat people's food I didn't collect anything from anyone.

Tears were just flying up and down during testimony time, as they were thanking God and all those who came through for them.

Chimooooooo! You should have waited to collect them and transfer it here now

Sorry, next time 🤗

So, I went to church today oo, but I went verrrrrrrryyyyy late. Priest don preach finish ...I no hear the word of God oo🤦🤦🤦🤦

Nothing to reflect today my people

@treasuree that's the confession oo😃😃

But I will do better

Lol

Reflect on me by blessing my wallet with a lot of HBD 😄🤪

Don't do that next time. Go and sin no more 😂

Don't loud it at all
Shhhhh🤫🤫🤫🤫🤣

My partner in crime also

My God
I didn't want u to see this
Btw, go and sleep

Spoiled child ..lol

Ahh too late i already found out

Well I didn't go to church, I travelled to my sister's place and she flexed me small 🥰

A lady once said to me “I can’t even date you, you don’t look like something datable, I can’t even picture a future with you” 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

I can’t believe I’ll be sharing this but there was one a time I was in love with a lady. It was a one sided love, I was loving and dating her in my mind but she only saw me as…. Well I don’t know.
Since she doesn’t want to acknowledge my love, I decided to tell her my feelings.

Then she said those statements “🫤🫤🫤🫤

Now, that we are friends, she wanted to pay me a visit and I once said “Sorry I have a girlfriend, you’ll have to take permission from her because she’s my future “

@blessing33 I know you’re new here but you can join all Nigerians on hive for the weekend here and you can also join the discord group

Let’s share story
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Some people really need a filter in their mouth, you just don't say whatever comes to your head. You need to think first, will it hurt or make the person happy.

I hope she's regretting her statement now

Na she sabi
I no kuku send am again
I just want to enjoy myself

Please enjoy yourself jare, she no worth you

No time oo
Life to short to worry too much

Abi o

Aura for aura, you did well

That was harsh from her end oo, but everyone has spec so i guess it's okay

Spec yeah
If I’m to check spec
I won’t go for her but this is love
And you say that?
But it’s all in the past now
I’m now better than what I was then
Na me dey run for girl now

Most people choose outward appearance over love. Just giving you reason why she turned you down not like am agreeing with her

Normal now, capacity choke for your end

😅😅😅
I understand you my dear and you’re right too
A lot of people have lost in such way

☺️ true

This is really bad, why the insult .
People don't really know the effects of their words on people.

Thank God , you moved on and found someone better.

Yeah
I moved on and I no really send am again
I was hurt back then because I was showing it in my action that I liked her
Fetching water
Buying this and all but when I confess
I was hurt and I fell sick for sometime sha
But nahhh
I’m in a better place now

You fell sick,chai

Most girls don't know their words can lead people to committing suicide, life is complex, the least you can do is to be kind with words.

No, I just want us to be friends, is enough and fair.

Pepper her with your new partner, she's a rude person.

😅😅
I no even get time to pepper anybody
Dem just dey pepper on their own and me I’m just doing my own thing. Now she wants to visit and I don’t even want

Chimoooo!
I love that payback cheque anyway😂

🤣🤣
We know how to pay back well here
In double fold

I fear you oooo 😆

You did well o but some people sha, they need to consider other people's feelings before they open their mouth waaa

Some people think of themselves as the all in all not knowing there are other people better than them

Far better than them

Forget, her first hit was it.👊 Your own didn't do anything to her.😅

It could be that you even allowed her to visit without taking permission from the girl.

Wait, was it that one that came the other time that I saw from a far sitting on the couch?

Yeeeeeee!
!lolz 😅

My kids must love to camp
Whenever we go somewhere they keep asking RV there yet.

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Read Wetin I write again o
I no understand Wetin you dey talk 😖😖

Lolsss, as funny as that sounds, it was mean of her to say that .

Simply saying no to a date request is fine. Why go all the way to demean a guy. That's bad of her and lucky you that you didn't date her or else, she go use your eye see pepper 😂.

Thanks for the tag big fash. It looks like @justfavour and @abful-qudus has forgotten me😁

😀😀
I for don carry am go Pluto now 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

😂😂👍

Imagine nah you firsyshut short nah she con dey trip now. Help me ask her shey you din dey date able now?

🤣🤣🤣
I don even leave am
As I dey like this, I dey avoid problem

Better for you

Well, what I can say is that it ended in praise for you. Na you get the last laugh. You've done the brotherhood well. Take your new place as a grandmaster 😂😂

On a serious note, it was totally mean of her. There's always a subtle and reasonable way to go about things. E go well for you sha, at least she showed herself before things went far, I guess.

Omo
She was my biggest morale boost. After I sick heal up, na so I lock in big time

Today is still fair enough 137 comments 😂
Shows I'm not too late
@marsdave @officialdenkay hope you're here already

Imagine my surprise when I came online too, it's as if everyone is still sleeping

😂 it happens but it's still early though

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But today's own is kind of strange

Maybe they are watchinggl cartoon😄

217 comments now

You still didn't come late 😁 at least you didn't meet 900

I was here when it was 6 comment

Ohh wow... Na una open gate

yes o

I’m here oooooo💃🏻

Welcome o... Thank God rice have not finish before your arrival

😂😂😂😂Oya drop it, lemme eat well

Thanks momma.

You're welcome 😊
I hope that has covered for that rice from morning

Huhm...
I hope so too, cause I can be very..😉😋

😂 I hope is not foodies that wants to end that sentence

You guessed right...😁

My dad once told me, "Just because you don't see it, doesn't mean it doesn't happen."

He told me this when I was just a teenager. Back when I viewed life through the limited lens only my eyes provided. I only believed things I saw and what I heard. It took me a while, but I've found it to be true. Just because you're not seeing something happen in the moment doesn't mean that something isn't warming up in the background. Just because you don't see the caterers cooking doesn't mean there won't be jollof rice at the Owambe.

And when you take it to the religious angle, you see that just because you can't see the "workings" doesn't mean that when the time is right, you won't get your miracle. It's up to you to believe, to have faith, and just know that in the end, what's yours can't be taken from you. It'll always come to you.

Somebody shout HALLELUYAH!!!!!!

Just because you don't see the caterers cooking doesn't mean there won't be jollof rice at the Owambe.

Yes ooo....I'm not seeing the caterers but surely, rice go surplus 😅
Same goes for our religious lives.
Halleluyah 🥳🥳🥳

Hehe... rice will definitely be surplus!!!

See how you killed me the owanbe entry 😂
Oya drop more now my bro

Hah... e choke ooo!!!

Med ooooo

Ahhhhhhhhh, Bruno picked up his Nigerian identity today oh @samostically 😂🌚

He joins us once once.

Where is your own contribution sir?

Albert Einstein once said??

i will drop mine later, my brain is quite foggy atm.

hehe... lol!!!

He shock me ooooo 😃
Last i saw you was 3 years ago lol

Wow this is actually nice Hallelujah

My grandma once say "this one you're stretching like snake there's no food in the pot again oh.

Then, every little thing I will be hungry and after eating I must stretch.

My grandma once say "they have remove nail from you leg, you can now fly.

She said this because whenever I am hungry I'll be in the house very quiet and very obedient but the moment I eat finish I remember that there's something called play and outside.

Lol, who is your granny, i wannna talk to her lol. She has used proverbs finish you lol

Don't try that woman. She use to nickname me lawyer that can never take blame

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My mom always tells me in Igbo, “Put your head down, you’re a woman!”

I was so closed minded I saw it from only the narrow angle. But as I grew and then came across the adage, “Fight like a girl! Think like a woman!” I was struck.

Till now, my mom still uses that but now it’s my kid sister. For some reason I haven’t been getting it as much. But my sister does now. Hehehe.

You can simply ask her what she meant by that

Think like a woman. Read a book "think like a monk" one time.

Anyways,what does it mean to think like a woman?

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Well, a woman thinks ahead. A girl dwells in the present. A woman is compassionate enough but she doesn’t let it cloud her judgment. A girl is an emotional wreck, thrown around by every little thing. You get? It’s just something I came across. A woman builds, a girl sabotages. A woman grows, a girl envies.

Wow, great analysis deraaa, it seems i will also start thinking like a woman lol

Abi how do you feel lol

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How do I feel about what?

Me also thinking like a woman 😂

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Well the statement is very broad. It depends on how you see it. To think like a woman might mean putting yourself in her shoes and understanding her feelings. This is more applicable to romantic relationships. There’s also the adage “Act like a woman, think like a man.” I’m sure you’ve come across it.

Hmmmm it shows the level of maturity between them

Lol, it means always look for loopholes lol..

Baba drop your own once Said lol, we don’t want that one in the post oo

She don leave you for married life

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If that’s how you see it.

Yea she feels you are matured to understand those words now so she still loves you but her attention is now focused on the youngest one she pass that same message she pass to you then to the youngest ones also

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Yeah. That’s true. She don leave me 🥲

She still loves you so no panic

This one don run drop bomb for us to be eating lol, wahala wahala ooo

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lol

I fear you o

I dey tell you

"Put your heads down"

I understand that statement very well from our mothers..so deep and valuable if we implement it as women

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Well, until you really grow as a person, that statement will only sound offensive and straight up wrong to you. That’s what I understood.

I used to think she meant I should take everything lying down. When what she was saying was for me to see through my mind not my emotions.

Lolz

From my age 7 , I lived with my grandma till I got married in her house. She usually drop bump as words to me but I never fail to get her to explain the meaning in detail

Sure, some statements are really offensive until u get to know the real meaning

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True.

Wow! You're indeed a grandma's daughter

😍

What’s the meaning ohhh. Burst my brain please

Shebi u no see who drop am 😉

Lol, see mama

Pay 10 HBD

They use to buy knowledge with money 😌

I haven’t seen 10 hbd in months.

Always money make we breathe 😂

What does it mean, asking for future purpose if a born a beautiful damsel

This is deep, my mum too used to say things like that and I have also heard my aunties too saying this. It only started making sense to me also when I grew much older

The power women posses ehnn can only be seen when we put our head down. That statement is powerful

Una welldone o my yard people, e ku ataaro. Been busy arranging and cleaning the hose since morning.

In response to this weekend engagement, my grandmother once said "Deola o o le gbon mo." @rukkie @beckyroyal @ozd e gbo se mo gbon abi mo go

Hello hello, happy Friday everyone🤗

My teacher once said, "POOR" means "passing over opportunities repeatedly"

This means, people aren't just poor because they were born poor, but they are poor because they don't always use the opportunities in their ways.

I was in secondly then and those words stuck with me ever since.

Wow... That's pretty deep.
I never gave another meaning to poor asides from lacking resources and the like.

Heheh, see this one

Ogini 😏

Hehe, same here, my teacher gave it another meaningful meaning.

That's great 🥹

I love this one in particular, first time coming across it, oya go bring more oooo, i love it

Hehehe, oya let me go and be searching my memories !LOL

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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My mum once said:

You’re always on your phone. One day you’ll marry that phone. 😂

I guess I am still married to my phone lol...

omo like I'm late here ooo....

wel this is a normal once said, I have a lot tho but the one in my head rn now is...

an old man once said what an elderly man sees sitting down even if a child climes an iroko tree he won't be able to see

the meaning is deep, the old man is full of years of experience that a teenager no matter how smart he is won't understand... speaks of foresight, insight and experience.....

is @jmis101 @newbreed @gloreal @sylvasticks @Desirejp @blacbird44 @nanawrites ... come join us

Heheh, you are definitely on point with this saying, the meaning is definitely deep and I can’t agree more on this, thank you for sharing

yeah it's a pleasure

My Dad once said this always act like a man while I was little always said this all the time and even when I am sick he will be like behave like a man is this how you will be when you
Start a family of your own is until when I grow up start paying bills not yet married but I started getting what he meant

Hmmm 🤔

Yea that's what my dad said

You sef reason am 😂

Yes na

All thanks to sound and strict upbringing, he for dey too stingy

Asin ehnnn 😂

He said all that to you and you can still foot my 1900hbd bill for you to have a shoulder to lean on and cry

What if he now didn't say anything to you

Lol see this one I go find another woman. Shoulder lean for free

Search if you will find. Let's see

You think it's easy

Hmmm, it's okay to let your guard down sometimes as a man( they have emotion too) guessing it had a positive toll on you.

Yea it really did thanks dear

You're welcome

To man up no easy o, I cut cap to responsible fathers and Husbands . Una dey try

Thank you person Wey finally recognize man dey hustles

I can't never understand what our parent are passing through until we start carrying responsibilities ourselves.

Yeah true talk @funshee we can never understand

My Maths teacher was fun to be with. Whenever she comes to the class, the class becomes as silent as a grave yard.
She is an Oyo indigene. What amuses us in her class is:

2 CON in 10

The word CAN is pronounced CON

My great grand mother once said ,"Nkem, do not follow short cut to that traditional marriage event" , follow the major road, where people can see you well, you are product to be sold 🤦🤣🤣🤣

Like, she wanted me to meet suitors and get married without hiding myself ..lolz

Lol, a product to be sold as how? Eiiiiii this one struck me oo lol

Like ladies are sample products for men to buy ...that was what she meant by that

Lol, omo grand mothers and proverbs lol

They no dey play with it

Swears oh

Lol, you were planning the indian style before ?

Lol
She was just being desperate
But she later died even before I got married

When you mean product there is also fairly use abi

Keep quite

🤫🤫🤫🤫

Am very sure you followed all she said, that's why you are happily married 😉

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

True or true 😂

Let them see who I've raised you to be... Double bride price 😂

Shhhhhhh😅

😂 I'm not using mic

Your grandma was funny, how them go see you if follow lungu (corner)

Hahaha 🤣🤣
That's the thing oo

Na for high way they go see person o, if you follow short cuts nobody go notice you😃

I so much love this topic. Because I have a lot of "Once said " to share.

My father once said " wash a pig , comb a pig, a pig is still a pig "

So anytime you say this in our house everyone will just start laughing, because they know who you are trying to mimic.

He likes saying this thing whenever you repeat something that he has corrected you before. So he will just look at you and say it 🤣🤣🤣

What does it mean

Base on his usage. It means that you don't want to change , no matter what he has done to make you change.

Remember, even if you wash a pig now to make the pig clean, the pig will still go back to the mud

Oh okay thanks for sharing this

This thing dey always pain person especially if you've been where they rear pigs before 😂

Or when they say "omo ile to won o ki nte eni fun" meaning "a floor child that they don't bother spreading mat for" cos e go still roll go floor

Ahahaahaahhah seriously, e dey pain ehn

And it's true a pig will always remain a pig 🐷😂

Seriously, no matter how you spend time to wash the pig. It will still go back to the mud

Exactly

😂😂 indeed a pig will always be a pig

No matter the effort you put to make it clean 🤣

I love that.
Very simple and true way to pass his message

Yes ooo my dear.

My mum once said if you eat the eyes of a fish you will have an extra eye 👀😂😂

@afrikens @beckyroyal @uniquezee

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Day 4. I have an extra eye

Go jor 😡

😂 market don burst

E tire me

😂 sorry.... You too no remind him

😂😂😂 eyes for don full for your face

I don't eat eyes of fish

Na wetin save you be that

😂 aswearrrr this one na viral 😂😂

You go con dey wonder say shey na d ones you eat before make ur eyeballs big instead of extra eyes

Lol, asin ehhhhh 😂

Countless of fish eyes for murder after stubborn trial

😂😂😂

My bro once said "No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yam

That was to annoy me more though
@afrikens

Yes na, he was right

Lolz 😂
True talk anyway. I guess it was his way of telling you that anger doesn't achieve any good.

😂😂 my stomach ooooo
And na truth 😂 If you like, annoy reach heaven e no fit cook noodles let alone yam.

If only it can self, na to just dey annoy you prepare breakfast lunch and dinner on a platter of gold 😂

This one was very believable back in the day. It made me fear eating head of fish self till date.

Teachers back then used to sing one song for failures in the class... It goes like this

Olodo rabata, oju eja lo mo je
Oni mo owe mo sileti lo mo je ati laro, what turu lo mo je ....shame
.

A part of that song says that it's eating the eyes of fish that makes someone dull.

Chai, eyes of fish have suffered 😁😁.

I appreciate the tag

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Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I too don't eat head of fish 😂

Nawa for thst song o

I'm telling you 😅

Lol, as how now 😂

My mom said alot of things but the one that keeps ringing in my head and it is definitely something our mum's have said but probably in different context.

My mum once said,
"Remember the family you are from. Don't forget what we went through and how God saw us through"

This keeps me focused and on the right track. When peer pressure almost got to me, this was the rope tied on my waist to pull me out.

Made me realise if she sees the future.

These are the exact words my dad used to say, and they helped me very well while I was in school

Omoh nah my mum ooo.
It really avoided me from engaging in some stuffs especially when life wanted to press me in school

I understand 😊

My Dad always say this do us after morning devotion. It's has helped me through life

Yeah
It always does and goes a long way

That's very true oo and was really effective. The moment one thinks of derailing, that statement is more than enough to draw you back. The family you come from, looking up to you hoping you make them proud and put smiles on their faces.

Some I dey forget 🤣🤣🤣

It's when what I want to do has a strong repercussion that the saying scrolls by

Chaied 🤣

Thank God for that if not, you would have been a finished product 😂

Everyone wants to be a finished product nawww or do you want to be half-done??

Ah ah 🤣

I reserve my comment

When ever my siblings are misbehaving and my dad sit's them down to advice them he would always end it by saying...
"I have said my own oo, you will think your doing me but your doing your self"

Good afternoon everyone

Yes na, they are not doing him, they are doing themselves

They don't know now

Lol 🤣

You've not dropped your own quote o

I am not dropping now, till when I am sure you will not see it. So for now let me just be in people's comments 😄😂

Na true o

who else remember parent commanding tone/speech whenever they ask you to do something and you didn't do it.

they will be like "as long as you still living under this roof. you have to obey my rules"

statement like threat lol

Lolz

I can relate, they just told me this one yesterday 🥲😅

I remember how I used to pray to get married and leave their house, so that I will leave my life 😂😂😂

Today is Friday and as my Dad would say, “you’re not going to school for me, you’re schooling for yourself”. He says it every Friday because when I was younger I didn’t like attending school on Fridays. I felt like it shouldn’t be a school day cos we close earlier and it’s a Friday! Like almost weekend lol.
Those years i never really understood what he meant by the saying until years after, when I had finished secondary school and then about to go into the higher institution. I came to a self actualisation that Ive actually been schooling for my own self and not for anyone.

Now guess what, on fridays in my school back then we had time for extra curricular activities and real life applicable knowledge like catering, arts music etc. Today im a nation wide recognized visual artist, im a music prodigy and also a multi linguist and still metamorphosing. All of these were achieved as a result of being forced to attend school on fridays when I didn’t want to because I felt we were always going to school in sport wears to play.
In my university days I realized that the educational system could be hacked and you can scale through without doing too much. Now this happened because in my subconscious my dad has successfully inculcated the mentality that education and knowledge is for who ever acquires it and not the sponsor so that made me love learning and my university days felt like nursery, so easy just because of the saying “you’re not schooling for me but for yourself”.

Thanks for engaging.
Wealth Grammy.

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Make I just scroll pass this one na post ooo

😂😂😂😂

Why’re you scrolling 🤣🤣

Too much headeache too read

I swear

Is the tags for me 😅

Yes of course

Yes actually... We school for ourselves and not for the sponsors.

Something is missing in this post o... 10 tags 😀

Seriously tags are missing 😄

Whoooa I forgot!
What tags should I’ve used please!?

No o... I was just kidding
Just teasing you that your response is enough to make one community's post then add the hashtags

Ozd my partner in crime for the day 😂

😂😂😂

Yall please help me with tags 🤣🥹

Your dad was right o, we were schooling for ourselves and no one else.

My parents would say, before we give anyone of them anything when we are successful, we must have at least eaten first.

So asides our African parents being sassy or strict they still have true or knowledgeable thoughts

Yeah, you are right.

Hurray!!!

See them

What happened to all the tags you were dashed last week oooo sir?

Old things have passed.😂

Until i whip you chord on the chest lol

My ex once said: “Sam I love you”

See where you con tag me Sam, I will tell you i love you too oh lol

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Lol, nothing go happen ooo

Thank God say he no tag me

Lol, after you broke up. This one na trap ooooo

 last month  

How many exes abeg?

My ex sha

 last month  

👀👀👀👀

He is under suspect

lol she forgot to add ed to the love. maybe she is looking for something

Ehh 😂 what was your response nah😅😜😜

When you enter her cage you
Go understand why she say ham for now still dey reason ham

And sent funds each time ahbi??

Hmmmm.

My mother once said, “your children will do you back.” (Always out of annoyance) na why I no wan born sha😂

Omo, there's no running

They must do you ooh😂

You say what omo this one real that marriage you go marry ham better go beg for her forgiveness sometimes those statement comes to life took me a long time to realise it

Go and beg ohhh

Am telling you

😂😂😆😆 Elemefieleme

So you're scared 😂🤣 Naso una dey do
Why you no want make ur children do you wetin you do ur mum?

You must born ooo, because your mother words must come to pass 😂😂

Abeg now 😭😂😂😂

You can't escape this

my dad once said to me when I ask for money to buy junks, do I look like a bank to you, you want me to keep dispensing any time you want, go and meet your mother

😂, fathers sef no dey carry last… this is like a general statement from Nigerian parents 😂

lol you get it, parent and their sassy reply at times

Is expected of father to act that way they believe the boys should be extra strong

😅😅😅

😂 Baba oni Baba

He won't allow you wreck him

If you don't ask him who will, and most times your mum will send you back to your father

Early birds

Omoh, i will be back for this later.

I am even hungry

Lollol nna music I just want listen to

Oya naw
Before u return , party will be over including item 7 😉

We go use tag bring all of you bacn

I am feeling sleepy oo

Lol

Qundus qundus

We always active

When rest

That one doesn’t do resting lol

No rest for a wicked man like him

Active drink

Active Drink keh

Five alive active

You are here already.
I came late today

Lol, you are enjoying. Welldone with the tags

I wanna tag you I dont know your username

Lolz, my username is quduus1 boss mab

Okay have saved it as from now into my memory

I learn from. The best

Finallyyyyy. I found my people. Thanks for the tag.

You welcome free yourself here

We charge for tagging sir 😉 10HBD

See this thief

How am I a thief o? Shey you know you've started now
That's how you will be blocking somebody's business and source of livelihood

😂😂😂

Yes sir.. I know it's so small for your kind

Nice one
Someone should tag me let me charge too 😂😂

It is you we will charge for tagging you now

Ahhhhh

See twist 😂

When it is not intestine. I didn't twist anything now 😁

Are you sure you found us or we found you

Whichever one 😂
As long as I'm here😂

😂😂😂

You are welcome to our humble abode

Thanks dear🙂‍↔️

I don land....

Chakam throw that bomb

Make i prepare the heavy bomb

You can't tag me too

I swear I did not know your username on my head sorry sir

👀 I'm his manager so face me
Did you pay us?

Yes! Ask him directly

Daddywah is not faithful if this is true sha

This topic is sure going to be funnnnnnnn n🥳
You guys about to expose our African parents in a low key 😉

I never read the topic na comment section I reach first

Lmao 🤣

I dey tell
You

Lol, he dey happen, deraaa don run drop bomb sha

No worry yourself 🤣

Twinnn😂😂

You also

Yess😂😂 but Ive read now though

Ok tag me on your engagement

See him 😂
Na you infect me

I be your motivation speaker come anyway I dey I must see you

Be playing.... I don't want to be motivated with stinginess
Common 1900hbd you can't give

Come and take it na

I can’t agree less, this topic will expose lots of them lol

Sure😃

😂 lol. Is it really exposure ? Or opening the reality

All join 😃

lol 😂 we all know the truth. Our African parents are a blast

Na better blast them be

😂 real blast

Exposing fowl ynash

Expose fowl ynash

Relax
Lol

😷😂😂

The feathers are not much ni

😂😂😂

They have started already

Yeah !!! Glad to be here

Welcome man

Ty

You welcome mama go wild

Welcome to this week’s hangout dear

Thank youuuu!

You are welcome

nothing Wey person wan tell
Me Ayo Maff Song too good like is actually making my Day playing through plasma

One of my favorites

Really I just like the guy song

Enjoyment wan wound you

Before Nko

Let me know if you need jelu

A girl once told me that her mum told her if she is in a room alone with the opposite gender, she will be pregnant

Heheh, this one na general too lol

Omoh, our parents have done us sege oooo

Lol this one deep ooo

I been carry the belle that year. My mom almost cut my ear with knife😂. In front of the whole school. Lol

Lolz 😅

😂 this one is the most frequently once said.

Mine is not even in the same room. It is if a boy touch you, belle don come niyen

😂😂😂 this one like national anthem from our mother's.

All our mothers said that to us, my mom's own was if a man just touch your hand you will get pregnant 😂

This one na every African Mother anthem we hear am tire

Lol 😂 our African mothers know how to pass their message across, in such a simple term.

Our lap technician in the uni once said " Udofia , move out "

It was always funny, because anytime he is giving instructions in the class and you are disturbing, he will point to you and tell you to move out. And he was always fun of telling one Udofia to move out.

So any time we wanted to make the class fun, someone will just shout " Udofia move out" 🤣🤣🤣

@ityetuk can relate

🤣🤣I can relate my brother

Ahaahhahah

That person have become Cynthia oforie

Ahahahahh

Was she always saying the same thing ?

No, there is this trend where the shout Cynthia oforie go home

Hahahah okay, I understand

My brother once said “When things get tough in life, surviving is winning”.

Normally, Life is literally though ND we are winning already....

Yes oo cause there is hope of coming back strong if you kpai all hope is lost

I wanted to tag you I also forgot your username

It's everybody's username you forget 😂. Don't forget urs one day oo

Lol how can i forget my baby username

he should always play you that popular Gta quote,

surviving is winning Franklin. Everything else is just noise—a fairy tale for people afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid, survive

And he's absolutely correct 💯

And he is right oo, rather than looking for ways to make it easier

That word is meant for Nigerians
Our wining secret is by surviving

Tough times don't last so we need to stay strong to survive

Yes nah. Man pikin gas's survive first

My people, my people. This weekend go hot.

What I'm saying too o cos everyone would have something to say

Seriously.

Abache was said:

Fellow Nigerians !

So I'm here to answer the great question and I'm sure there will be so much banter in the comment section for this one 😂 cos our African mothers na like God of thunder when it comes to discipline

So my mum once said "Iya kooko janjann" 🤪
(Helter and Skelter mother)

My mum would always say this whenever a child is around at home but not really helping with chores or waking up late when she's almost done.

My mum once said "ile oko lo nba e lo, o ti duri ni ipako e" meaning "it is following you to your husband's house, it's there at the back of your skull".

She would always say this whenever a female child do something bad and would remind us of our husband's house even when we were not ready to get married

@treasuree @hamokstitches @beckyroyal @ozd @oluwadrey @officialdenkay @merit.ahama
Come and drop your own let's see 😉🤪

How will you be in an African home with your mom, and wake up late or not help with chores, them never born you well 😂

😂 the born never form let alone borning

The kind hot bombom slap that those words will come with ehn 😂 no be small

Eyeing don do sef, the reset the brain 😂

😂 brain reset with no click

😂😂😂

😂😂😂

Mohbad once said
“Music don’t need permission to enter your spirit”

It actually doesn’t. This is why people are always encouraged to listen only to the right music.

What kind of music do you like to listen to?

Very true
Because behind every music is a spirit
I listen to good music that edify me

That’s the best!

Honestly,

It’s good to be intentional about the things you listen to.

What’s your favorite genre of music though?

I like hip hop, country music, folk, pop and rhythm

“Dunsin Oyekan once said “I’m the city of God, I bring heaven, here and now”

Are we doing this now? 🤪
Dunsin Oyeksn once said "Generations after generations"

Dunsin oyekan once said “I asked the Lord what heaven is speaker now, and the Lord said…..” 🌚🌚

This thing that I start ehn I hope I will be able to finish it 😂

Dunsin oyekan once said I'm open before you Lord

oYa, you don win. make e stop

🤪 thank God I no give up

@wealthgrammy once said “guy egusi na soup and fried pepper na stew”

I don’t even know why I’m living with that guy, he too dey annoy me

Soup and soup brother Abeg

Lol, this is funny 😂

The guy is a pain in my ass 😖😖

Sorry o

How’s it funny!!!!

See Wetin I dey talk

😂😂😂

Soup is soup and stew is stew!!!!!!

Gbam!

🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Chakam 📷
😂😂

🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Wike Once Said

My favourite Once Said is from the former Rivers State Governor and the current minister of the FCT, Mr Nyesom Woke.

If it didn't dey, it didn't dey

@abenad @afrikens @fashtioluwa @deraaa @goldenproject @justfavour @nkemakonam89 @mathewdaddywah @quduus1

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

This guy love any thing politics and Nigeria history 😃

Nigeria nah my country nah, I proud to dey deliver Nigerian vibes.

You are doing well

😂🤣😂

Yes oo some people na with force den go wan collect ham e dey or e no dey you must drop

Hello Sam good afternoon 😌

It's as if a lot of people are preparing for owanbe tomorrow because why am I seeing just 260 comments after over two hours that this post has been made

My mama na clown true.. she once said
"Sit down and eat now the food won't go to your stomach but your legs"
till today she still dy use am, even for her grandchildren.

My mother once say " if I see you standing with any boy, you will regret why I give birth to you fastward to now " nne , go out , stop sleeping every weekend, your husband will not be drop at our porch.

Cause every weekend I don't go to work but I will stay indoor all . All through sleeping, even when my friends invite me to hangout I will cancel dying minute

😂😂😂😂

Are you from PH?

Yes

Which part?

I spent a chunk of my life there o. Infact I should be back this month.

Rich man doings 😂

Ah you're monitoring me too

after all you have put me through

Noo 😂, she is from iyan ipaja 😂

Geh geh once said “open your eyes well!”
Open your eyes well depicts that his advice are to be taken and assimilated through the eyes and not the ears, so when he’s giving you and advice…”open your eyes well well” (laughs).
Open your eyes in the sense that what he says literally happens to people around so you can see it and/or not hear it

And one of his popular advice is “ once you get money no let anybody deceive you, buy car”
(Laughs)

Do we take that advice ?

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Geh geh, this one hit me oh, bring more abeg lol

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