Hello alien! Lol.
Your last line is so true. I said in another comment that I don't show my personal side at work much at all, just personality, and I focus on doing the job they pay me for to the best of my ability. I'm not there for a social event but being sociable and personally is part of how I represent myself. It's an interesting topic I think and the diversity of job roles would mean there's different angles.
Anyway, I hope this translates into your alien language and that some day you get to return to your home planet.
Nano Nano ! 🤣
I understand what you are saying earthling.
..but ... ummm... I can't go back there. I was a different kind of person...er... uh... well...BEING.... before I got to earth. I believe a lot stuff was on fire there when I left and they somehow were looking at ME. Can't believe I'm stuck here now with all you nitwits, but I'm trying to make the best of it.
Well, what you don't know it's that I'm an alien too, sent here by my leader to review and evaluate earthlings and then report back. I've had enough and want to end my assignment but my leader says I have to stay ang gather more intel before I return to my home planet. So, I'm stuck here for now.
How revolting !
Reviewing and evaluating earthlings? I would have thought you could have summed that up in about 10 minutes and already been back there recommending that they blow up this place!
That made me laugh to type that. ankank ankank ankank......
Lol...well in truth I did that, took me nine minutes...but my spacecraft blew a gasket on entry and I'm waiting on parts...so can't return yet. So, I'm stuck here for the moment...unless I can borrow your space ship?
You've heard of Roswell? Well... .that was me. I don't look like they say though. Been here a long time, not much left of the ship but garbage when I got out and most of that is spread out all over America as souvenirs ! Damn earthlings !
Haha, well no problem at all, your secret is totally safe with me, I won't tell a soul!
Thank you. I trust your word on it.
After our conversation I did toy with the idea of what I'd recommend if it were me and I decided this would make a good prison planet, since there is no really intelligent life forms here. I mean, look at the level they are on as space ships go. Not a thing that will do more than play ring-around-the-rosie with earth and that tin can space station?!.... there isn't anything at all worth hijacking.
sigh