Look, we can duke it out for who gets the honour of being the cunt cop.
Arm wrestle.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Highland dancing (although you have an unfair advantage)
Brazilin Jiu Jitsu
Drinking contest (you will have a distinct advantage here)
Crocodile wrestling (I will kick your fuggin ass!)
Anything you want bro...best of three.
And the winner...well, that's the cunt cop!
Fair?
Drunken crocodile dancing.
That might be even, entertaining too 😀😀
Cunt!
Why didn't I think of that.
Just the fact you came up with this qualifies you to be the cunt cop, but I'm still going to put my hand up for the role and engage in three rounds of drunken crocodile dancing against you...three, assuming you don't drunken crocodile dance me off the stage in the first two bouts.
I think you will pull the croc dancing out of the bag and reign victorious but the battle will be one that is sung for the ages!!
Well, if I'm anything like that cunt who did the break dancing at the Olympics for Australia, you're not in for a treat. Although, having said that, I'm rather good at croc dancing...let tha battles begin!
Let croc falling dancing become the new Olympic sport!! Less embarrassing!
Come on man, you keep coming up with the good ideas...clearly you're cunto-cop worthy and I will have to resort to being the good cop. But...what if I want to be the cunt cop? Brings us right back to our battle.
But yes, I agree croc dancing must be an Olympic sport in the next Olympics . USA I think.
We could take turns. Flex according to the situation. Then like super cunto-cop heroes we could both cunt-cop it and take the world by storm. They will learn to fear our cuntlery!