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Hivebits blends Hive's blockchain and Bitcoin's ethos. Your effort = your reward. Mine HBIT simply with ! hivebits (no space), one-per-day. Success! You just mined .9 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. Or, support Hivebits by using the official HBIT mine | your wallet | market | tools | connect | <><

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@yeckingo1, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @ninjamike
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

!ALIVE

@ninjamike! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @yeckingo1. (5/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want.