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A fast wife and a young car can definitely add a few years for every month of living.

Might be a nice life, if short! :OD

It was fun while it lasted :D

I didn't want to make a life out of it.

A fast wife sounds short-lived, if it's annulment and not tragedy it could be fun for a second.

It was fun while it lasted!

Trouble with a young wife is she'll constantly be showing you how to use your phone.