You know, I bet I could! Unfortunately I don't produce enough trash to be able to provide for it, and even if I could fit it in my studio apartment, getting it up and down those stairs once a week to go out to potty would be a nightmare.
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You should get one of the flying variety. Then it could perch on your roof and fend off predators 😜
I just slobber-exploded on myself laughing as I imagined it snatching up robbers and rapists and sex traffickers (oh, my) into its gaping maw and gobbling them up.
I can almost hear the crunching and cracking as it chows down on them!
Oooooo how delightfully morbid!