Maybe the trillionaires will spare a thought for those who made them that way?
I'm sure Jeff Bezo's is more likely to bukkake on my face than chip in and give me $20 to help cover the costs of food and bills.
It's fine here, I'm not that bad off or anything. The only thing I've noticed is that the stores are out of certain things fairly often, but we can still get 70 percent of our grocery orders without an issue at least. I'm just bitching because I was hoping for extra money to pay off a chunk of my debt and go buy a new jacket and then some silly stuff I've been wanting for months. It ain't a big deal.
For now, I'll just keep myself occupied and happy with giving people a slap on the ass and telling them good game as I walk by them in public.
Oh yeah, that cunt. I don't know why we put up with shit like that. 200 years ago we would have stuck him in the guillotine and taken his head along with his other fuckstick buddies. These days we buy his products, invite his fucking tech into our homes and think we're livin' large.
Would it be forward of me to suggest I enjoy a virtual butt-slap and imagine it was administered by you? I could use the encouragement.
P.s. Must be a nice jacket, one like this child molester is wearing?
Yeah, no. Bezo's is a piece of shit through and through from everything I have heard. Sounds about right, I imagine 98 percent of millionaires and up are insipid cunts.
Hell yeah, I would be honored if you did that. Especially in front of your wife.
I mean, if I was gonna buy one of those then I should probably wear a Jared from Subway t-shirt while I'm at it. Perhaps with a set of gloves similar to the ones OJ wore back in the day.
Haha, the triumverate of assholes!
OJ, Jarad and Jackson!
P.s. Gonna administer ass-slap today...Faith will get off on it I reckon. (Me slapping my ass pretending its you I mean.) Lol.
Good shit, keep me updated on how that goes. Worst comes to worst and she decides she wants to divorce you, you can come live in my closet where the water boiler is. Nice and cozy in there. We could even get you a gimp suit and a bucket of G-fuel to survive on.
What a magnanimous gesture and one I will certainly take you up on should things transpire that way. Lol.