A person could wonder how one shaves anything with no hands...But I think the the answer to both is with imagination, and Gillette razor.
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A person could wonder how one shaves anything with no hands...But I think the the answer to both is with imagination, and Gillette razor.
No hands, and non-existent balls... Things can only get worse from here, but don't tell him that. Rubbing his bare body on some Gillette might start to unravel his yarn at some point...
Lol, yeah he has to be careful...But no pain no gain I suppose, and he's not one to think things through very well at times.
He's burnt an Oreo. AN OREO! Suffice to say, I definitely can't trust the sour grim with a razor blade, since he's probably going to run off and shave the cat's tail or something. Worse... he's going to start shaving that stubble off your face when you're sleeping. BEWARE!
https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/cat-has-a-shaved-tail-from-surgery/2522465651331826/
Maybe he needs to learn a lesson...Slice one of his nuts off and he'll learn it pretty quickly I think.
Ow... My actual nuts started hurting as I read that. Unimaginable horror...
Yes, I don't suppose that would feel very good at all. It's amazing really, that blokes have evolved over the last 2 million years and we still have such a tender and vulnerable area. I would have thought we'd have some armour there by now, armadillo style.
Right?! It's annoyingly supple for a part of the body that gets used fairly often. On cut, and no babies for you. Remind that to Grouchy please, before his dreams of starting a family with Roxy are shattered before they even begin!