Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is ocean!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from doctorcrypto:theabsolute:rentmoney:doctorcrypto
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
You were all on fire this week. Everybody wins.
And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
HSBI
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Ocean
As in,
Which ocean do I want to pun about? Oh, none in particular. I don’t want to be too s Pacific.
OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
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I tried to join the navy when i was younger but i got a "d" on the entrance exam so they wouldnt let me in-i guess they said i wasnt "c- worthy."
A fictional story full of ocean puns!
One day while I Surfed the net I found who would later become my EX. That's right I Flounder the same way I Lobster (The internet). This woman had me all Tide up creating all sorts of Waves in my life. I'm Naut one to complain but this woman was not very Tidy. Schooner or later I knew this would cause Pacific problems in our relationship. One could say this relation was destined to fall of the Deep End but for the time being I was Drowning in this womans Sole. We eventually broke up and stayed friends but I can tell she still Harbour's a grudge.
Why do babies sleep so well when sailing the ocean?
Because the great nap tunes there