LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/20/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/20/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-27-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 4-12-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-12-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 40 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@henruc	1	1
@manuvert	1	2
@amaari	2	3-4
@astramar	2	5-6
@akiraymd	1	7
@fun.farms	2	8-9
@servelle	1	10
@cursephantom	1	11
@ieronimus	1	12
@barski	1	13
@sylmarill	1	14
@yeckingo1	1	15
@middle-earthling	1	16
@holovision.cash	1	17
@hivecurious	1	18
@efmm	2	19-20
@esbat	1	21
@irvet	2	22-23
@savvytester	1	24
@ironshield	1	25
@cryptomeme	1	26
@edgerik	1	27
@awesomegames007	2	28-29
@cryptovisitor	1	30
@crazyphantombr	1	31
@astym	2	32-33
@svanbo	2	34-35
@iceledy	2	36-37
@belhaven14	1	38
@vaynard86	1	39
@pepe-cash	1	40

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 23 which belongs to our lucky winner:

irvet

@irvet, 40 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted.
But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anything unusual.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
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[astym]

!LOLZ

[fun.farms]

!VSC

[visualbot]

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Uses: 4/25

[savvytester]

Your first !LOLZ command didn't work, but the second one worked. 😅

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.
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@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[astym]

Thanks! Maybe I already have a lot of bonuses, Let someone else get it !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
_{Credit: reddit}
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(8/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[savvytester]

Your LOLZ tipping command not working not only gives you less chances of winning, but also doesn't contribute to increasing the prize for the next winner. 🤔😅 !LUV

[luvshares]

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[astym]

Okay, I'll control it !LOLZ !LUV

[luvshares]

savvytester, astym sent you LUV. 🙂 _(1/1) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can see the future
But it takes me a while.
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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(4/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[savvytester]

Do you mean that you would try to ensure that both your 2 LOLZ tipping commands on the LOLZ burner bot have worked? 🤔🤓 !LUV

[luvshares]

astym, savvytester sent you LUV. 🙂 _(3/10) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

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[astym]

Yes😀 When I can !HUG

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
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[sylmarill]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[dewabrata]

Let's roll !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of dewabrata

(4/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/8)
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[barski]

!VSC
!PIZZA
!LOLZ

[visualbot]

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Uses: 9/25

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(2/10)
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[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.
_{Credit: dksart}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[cryptomeme]

!lolz !meme

[meme.bot]

Credit: ashiru
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I still wonder what she saw in him.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[esbat]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/2)
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[fun.farms]

!ALIVE

[youarealive]

@esbat! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(3/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[akiraymd]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(2/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!ALIVE

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ servelle. _(1/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[meme.bot]

Credit: tanzil2024
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[servelle]

One more
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[savvytester]

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today, with !WEED! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I found nasty month-old leftover mac and cheese in the fridge.
It was a case of age-related macaroni degeneration.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
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[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[irvet]

Thank you @lolz.burner ))
Good luck to all participants in the new rounds!
!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm glad I know sign language
It's pretty handy.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/4)
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[astramar]

Enhorabuena! !LUV

[luvshares]

irvet, astramar sent you LUV. 🙂 _(1/5) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

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[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply store
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
barski tipped lolz.burner
@svanbo_(2/5) tipped @lolz.burner

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/8)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm on a whiskey diet.
I've lost three days already.
_{Credit: gillianpearce}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Two men stole a calender
They each got six months.
_{Credit: vcclothing}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)
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[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say when a Southern person stabs you in the back?
Betray'all!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are vacuums always so tough?
Because they know how to suck it up.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.
_{Credit: theabsolute}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[crazyphantombr]

Wow thats great
!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(6/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[pepe-cash]

!LOLZ

[pepe-cash]

!LOLZ

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm on a whiskey diet.
I've lost three days already.
_{Credit: gillianpearce}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(4/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !HUG

[hug.bot]

Dear @lolz.burner, you just got hugged.
I sent 1.0 HUG on behalf of @svanbo.
_(2/3)

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A jumper cable walks into a bar..
The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm on a whiskey diet.
I've lost three days already.
_{Credit: gillianpearce}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(2/6)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[awesomegames007]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(1/10)
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[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(2/10)
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[belhaven14]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of belhaven14

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[middle-earthling]

Congrats @irvet
Please add me again.
@middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
!MEME
!LOLZ
!GIF Fun Times

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(4/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[fjworld]

!LOLZ
!LUV

[luvshares]

lolz.burner, fjworld sent you LUV. 🙂 _(6/10) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

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