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I was trying to blow my face up and lok like the cat on the shirt. I botched it. I should have grabbed my dark sunglasses and my Burger King paper crown.

Lol...I remember those Burger King crowns (it's called Hungry Jacks here but is the same exact thing...unless you're in an airport where it's called Burger King). Do they still have those crowns?

Oh yea, same crown same burger, different bypass surgery... LoL