Privy.

in Freewriters2 months ago


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"This coffee smells like almonds," her husband remarked.

"Must be the almond cookies dear," she replied.

She’d been diligently collecting and crushing apple pips for years.

Suddenly, in convulsions, he fell to the floor. Dead!

Such a pity he couldn't learn not to leave the toilet seat up, she thought.

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Posted in response to @feltbuzz's Zapfic 50 Friday contest

The prompt is convulsion
The image is my own.

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We're getting really, really dark !!😂

But never, every boring.

Very perceptive! I've played the clown for long enough around here, so this year, I've gone over to the dark side:)

I used to not to close it! Now I do 🤣

Hahaha. That's definitely a prudent course of action. You can never be too careful!

haha! Too bad indeed! hahahaha

NOBODY does these better. You are the champion.

Thank you, thank you. You're very kind. That's the result of a lot of dog walking. As I stride purposefully along the lanes I've walked a thousand times before, my mind entertains itself working on Felt Buzz's prompts.

Oh my! I have often been 'that guy' in relationships ... I see it's serious business though; maybe I'll change.

This made me laugh and brightened my day. :)

maybe I'll change.

I'd thoroughly recommend it! And until then, don't drink any coffee at home that you haven't made yourself.

Ah! The solution to Jamie never making a neat bed. He can fix a Land Rover, and do any number of extraordinary things, but the bed? Beyond him.

Making beds is women's work and any man who can fiddle with engines is a good 'un in my book:)

Always sitting while peeing, always closing the toilet seat - I'm trying to teach that to both Lily and Ellie. It's kind of weird how the stereotype is twisted in my case...

Hahaha. Not weird exactly, just very very German!:)

WTF..?

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MMF!

Now I am even more confused...
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Oh, I thought we were speaking in acronyms. MMF...Murder Most Foul!

Never heard that one. And I am a long time fan of death & destruction.

Oh dear, Cyanide poisoning. Lol

This is wild. Coffee, cookies, and then… yikes. Love how you mixed everyday life with such a shocking twist.