It would be an honour to be eaten and dranken out of house and home. Not sure dranken is a word but it seemed to fit!
I shall fil the whisky bottles back up with cold tea and put them back out on display and it will be like nothing has changed :OD
No weirdness, promise...maybe...
(If this reply appears a thousand times it is because Hive is being Hivey)
Dranken is indeed a word. Now.
This is a good plan indeed...As long as it's not already done and the whiskey I steal is indeed, tea.
I shall say nothing as to the contents of the bottles. Nothing. It is strange that guests don't get really drunk in my house though... Hahah, as if. When I was younger tho, one of my mates would steal his dads makt whisky and replace it with tea because his dad wasn't a drinker and only had the stuff for guests. I thought that was a cruel thing to do! Imagine going somewhere and them serving you up the good stuff and its some foul tea whisky blend!
You remember what happened to William Wallace? I'm just saying...In case you decide to employ this particularly evil form of skulduggery. Although, I know you would not.
Absolutely, tis sacrilege.
Ah, skullduggery, I love that word!