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tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is ASTROLOGY.
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Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 1 HSBI for a win, 2 HBD for the winner from Comedy Open Mic thanks to @amirtheawesome1], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Astrology
as in:
I was able to quickly guess the lizard’s sign to be that of Libra... Any time I looked at her, I could only see SCALES.
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What is a Libra's favorite shoes?
New Balance
My ex girlfriend was a huge believer in star signs which I could never understand, it Taurus apart in the end, she tore my heart into Pisces.
Maybe the relationship can still be fixed if you give Horoscope of ice cream.
I don't think so, as she ate ice cream once and made aquarius face as I've ever seen; like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
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She was a real knockout!...She had me seeing stars at the bar that night. This gal was just totally out of this world. I was nervous, but I approached her. "What's your sign?" I said.
She sounds like she was just visiting, maybe she is just a Taurus.
so we were talking about all the chaos in the world these days and my friend mentioned the age of aquarius. i had heard the term before but didn't really grasp what it meant so i asked him
"what is the age of Aquarius, exactly?"
"58" he quipped
Yay! Thank you for the punster award.
I quit smoking so I had to break up with a toxic relationship I had with my girlfriend. I was a Virgo, but she was a Cancer
Yeah, sounds like the Aries poisoned in that relationship.
How did the flight attendant know the pilot was into her? She could read the air signs
Zoe saw a book on aquarium and dove right in. she was a pisces.
I asked them what their sign was and they told me, caution.
Nice one!