Welcome to Punday Monday!
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tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Tale.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 1 HSBI for a win, 2 HBD for the winner from Comedy Open Mic thanks to @amirtheawesome1], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Tale
as in:
Have you heard the tale of the bovine who loved fancy parties and was always the best dressed? One of Aesop’s Fab Bulls
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A tale is a safe way of meeting a lion in the African bush. You don't even have to have to be a fast runner - no need to rush.
But do remember, if you ever decide to visit him outside of the tale, that grabbing his tail would make it a trip to dismember!
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Listening to some electronic music right now and it's the struggle between traditional and contemporary changes. A tale as old as time!
(One hilarious and great music video too! LOL)
Learning new things about Mennonites! https://www.britannica.com/topic/Mennonite/North-America
Haha ya it’s wild!
I remember being so excited to hear Mother Goose Tales as a child, that I could almost lay an egg!
My mother was a heck of a craftswoman. She was highly regarded for her talents and had been all over the world, knitting Christmas scarves for the queen in London, crocheting for various princes in the Middle East. She had even been to Japan and Made a 50-foot crochet Super Mario when the Super Nintendo first came out!
When she would tell these stories, we would all gather around and listen with pleasure-she just had a way of telling them that made you feel like you were there. I'll never forget Ma and her talent for spinning a yarn!
at the end of the last century there was a gruesome murder in my town. an infamously corrupt politician had cheated a lot of people out of their property. things got so heated that an angry mob stormed his top floor flat and threw the entire family to the ground, none survived. it was in the news for months. but what is even more riveting is that since then there have been several other bizarre murders in the same building. none of them have ever been solved. and many believe the place has become haunted .
now i am writing a book about all this tragedy but i am not the first. it's a four story building but i am going to make it five.
The fox told his friends nine different stories of how he lost his money. I guess we can call him the nine-taled fox.
I remember being disappointed after visiting the Sears Tower as a child, I thought I was going to a library-they told me we were going to do 108 stories!
I've got a MYTH BUSTER DEBUNKER FOR YOU.
Remember that urban legend you always hear about that super fast hedgehog? Ok, maybe I'll buy a quick hedgehog... But blue? C'mon! And his sidekick, some fox who would fly with his tail? I'm pretty sure that kind of tailspin totally defies the laws of physics!
I'm more into realistic cartoon depictions of animals, like Disney's DuckTales TM where it is strictly for aerodynamic and aesthetic purposes.
wow thanks for selecting my fun. this is a very pun contest
There was a book about a soldier who would get some strange from across the country. He wanted to pick up some tale of two cities
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