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tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Kitchen.
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How To Make a Pun
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Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
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Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Kitchen
How does Surge (the electricity-powered superhero) test to see if the bath water is just right? With a toe stir.
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fast food came about as a result of the women's rights movement. women just don't want to be long in the kitchen any more
As a single mother of two little tots, it's hard to go to work all day at the farm and know that I just don't have time to keep the family together like I used to-i can just feel that it's not the same, I'm starting to lose them.
My one kid is just a couch potato, staring at that idiot box all day-while the other kid says he's not, but I can tell that he's getting baked half the time. Maybe auve just had a Gratin day, but I just don't have it in me to cook dinner for these ungrateful kids tonight, I'd rather just poke my eyes out.
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Did you hear them dish out the news? Apparently things are sinking and going down the drain. It's all really going to pot. It just dawned on me that when things look dirty, you just have to soak it in, then brush it off
Thank you for the punster award! I bet Surge's favorite band is ACDC.
Out of all the possible different types of spices in your spice rack I wonder which one gives out the most sage advice?
I bet the spice girls would know
I would recommend asking ginger spice
A friend of mine was Japanese or something and he was a damn good chef! He didn’t speak a lick of English though when I met him and it turned out his name was Kit Chen, which was quite fitting because he made a mean hibachi!
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