Welcome to Punday Monday!
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tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Comic-con.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
New To Punday?
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Comic-con
As in,
Why are the Hulk’s clothes always wrinkled when Tony Stark is away? He needs an Iron, man!
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What's @improv's favorite comic book superhero? The PUN-isher of course lol
My friend told me to dress up as spider man and he'd take me to this hotel where i could meet a bunch of former Marvel comic writers....it was great fun but I bought an autographed amazing spider man that turned out to be a bootleg...I got conned!
Comic-con fans are loyal. They'll flock to every meeting, no matter what hour. They'll even save the world if they are able.
Unfortunately, while some may be of blood that's royal, not one amongst them have even one superpower.
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According to the Invisible Woman,The Thing may have been a real monster in the sack, but it was Reed Richards who was known for his fantastic foreplay.
(I'm sorry)
We had to cut costs back on our regional my little pony meetup... Instead of at the holiday inn, like it normally is- we're gonna host it from Troy's parents garage. I know, it's kind of unconventional...I just hope that weird al's bass player doesn't cancel on us!
Last time I went to Wizard Fest, I left my copy of secret wars #8 behind. We were playing Mortal Kombat II and I set my comic-con top of the machine, but by the time I realized it and went back, it was gone.
Why did Brandon accuse Asgard of helping China build their new nuclear reactor? Because it is going to be powered by THORium. 😆
What did Homelander say about A-Train’s new outfit….It’s too FLASHy.
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