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you get the esclusive back door NFT. I'll leave your imagination up to what the image is

Oh man.

Saves on TP also.

Shampoo the carpet every 6 months when it gets crunchy and good to go.

I like my carpet crunchy but that's because I'm a believer in marking one's territory

Ah yes got to respect a man who shits on his own coffee table. Most do it to others.

That is noble of you.

that's how you stain your woods, don't ya know?

As long as it is not just for (target) practice.

Plus you can always soften the carpet up by pissing on it. Saves walking all the way to the bathroom especially when gaming and drinking beer.