Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is monsters!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
New To Punday?
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
@itwithsm again! Congrats!
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Monsters
Sometimes I burn my lentils. Then my wife throws them in the bog out back. Last week a monster rose out of the muck. The creature from the black legumes.
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When the director finishes the last scene of the Mummy, he said "that's a wrap!"
I wanted a Disney tattoo, but the kids stuff tends to be a little too cutesy for me, so I decided to get some Monsters, Ink!
How come pinhead always went barefoot while making his world famous chili?
Because he had to air out his pin-toes!
Watchung movie about monsters makes me scared because I don't want to see monsters in my dream
Hey Razfat!
I'm going to put my comment from earlier today here again. Please make a pun attempt! This is that post I mentioned. The topic is Monsters. If you want more info about how to make a pun, check out the post that's linked up there: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
Thanks for jumping in! I'd love to get some puns from you! Can you think of any haunted house-related words that have a double-meaning or that rhyme with anything?
Start by listing words, which is what you already do! you have horror movie, ghost movie...
the next step is to connect those words to another meaning.
Horror movie sounds like Hoe Row movie, maybe? Can you concoct a story about hoeing a row in a garden outside a haunted house, maybe? Composing the punchline can be the hardest part, but even attempting the pun is very fulfilling! Give it a try for next week, which I'm going to post in a few minutes!
A little bonus in addition to the upvote.
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