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Some jerk threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

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Lol...A couple of beefy bodyguards could work, although I'd find a way to get the krapfen's, make no mistake about it.

Here's me stealing hubcaps...You know I'm expert right?