Intelligence or looks Would you prefer to have a higher level of intelligence and be physically unattractive or be very good looking, but dumb. Explain your answer in at least 300 words.
Hi my name is Johnny and I am incredibly incredibly stunningly good looking. Not just normal good looking. I am a head turner and a mouth opener. Don't get me wrong, I am not cocky or full of myself. But People say I am a cross between Brad Pitt and Karl Urban. Everyone is incredibly nice to me because of my beauty and rugged handsomeness so I easily get good jobs by just smiling at people. I do a bit of modeling on the side which is great and the older I am getting the more I am in demand.
On the other hand the lift doesn't go all the way to the top but my looks get me through. If I didn't have my looks I would be in big trouble as I do not have any qualifications. I tried acting but can't remember the scripts so all I got was a role where I don't speak and that was no fun. But to be honest I quite like being dumb as I have less to worry about. They say intelligent people get more anxious and stressed in life which leads to depression as they know alot more about the world so they worry more. I'd hate that. My father told me that and he was intelligent and unattractive looking. Give me good looking and stupid any day. That wins hands down.
Some days I am short of money so I can give one of my sugarmummys a ring, go to their big house and all I have to do in one of them is walk around naked with only an apron and a feather duster, suck a toe, do a little peck dance and give them a good rodgering and I have the average industrial monthly wage walking out the door. Once I have a shower to wash the scented powder off hot bod I can look forward to the week away in paradise. Palm trees are surprisingly softer than poles to bump into so I spend less times bringing the head turners to hospitals on holidays.
I sometimes use the funds to go off on holidays for a couple of weeks. Word got around at the bridge club about my discreet rendezvous so I can pick and choose these days. Olga, the Russian Oligarchs wife is a great tipper but she keeps screaming da , da for some reason and it puts me off. I think she has a speech impediment but I do not know.
So I am quite happy in my current lifestyle than working in some highly stressful job if I had a brain in my head. The downsides in my life are I spend quite a bit of time in hospitals. I do have to help girls that walk past me in the street when they turn to look at me and then walk straight into a pole. It comes with the territory but I spend alot of time in the A&E department. One girl was knocked off her bike lately after she was taken out by a car while she was checking me out. I had to give her the kiss of life. When she came around she kept kissing me which was odd. Girls keep sliding into my DMs also which is annoying when all I want to do is message my sister to see how she is doing.
I have a brother who I would call intelligent and no oil painting. He works in Nasa and dad said he had to move country because I was too good looking. If he brought any girls back to meet the parents and they saw me then they would be asking for my number and he would get mad. I love my brother but I don't think he likes me very much as I am not in any of his photos in America. Dad said he was always jealous of me because I got the good genes but I disagree because we always purchased jeans together when we were young and they were normally Levi's which were all the same at the time. Sigh.
Dad said my brother will help put a human on the planet Mars but would swap it all if he was the dreamboat in the family instead of me. I understand entirely as he used to get well jeal of the sexy little models I took back to our room for threesomes.
I would not like to help put a human on Mars though. The last time they did that Matt Damon was lucky to get out of that hellhole alive. Why would they want to risk sometime like that again.
My brother is coming home soon with his new wife so dad asked me to try and look uglier if possible to make him feel at ease but I am not sure how to pull that off. Do I grow my hair or shave it? I tried to put on weight but instead I am gaining more muscle so I just have to wear shit clothes and bad jeans so they don't start complaining about me again. I think his wife thinks I am some sort of criminal because he hates talking about me.
It's not my fault I am look perfect. It's a hard life sometimes but I wouldn't swap it for the world.
I sorta no wer ur comin from coz im a bit of a dreembote meself, but im blessed wit brians as well so I have it all. if ye wana meat up we can make bewtiful muzik twogetter.
Deirdy DM me hun. you will always be my dreembote. An oligarchs yacht with a helipad. I was on one of them once with me apron and duster with Olga. You know you are more than welcome but I can't play an instrument ☹️
This is gold bro, you always bring it.
All gold man, thanks for taking the time.
Thanks man , I do love these prompts. Gives me something to do of a Saturday 😀
Write for the #weekend-engagement then get on the craic! Legit weekend. 🤣
Could this.. perhaps.. be a face reveal?
This is my face @winniecorp..... !!
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hahaha!I was smiling and no this made me laughed while reading!
you could passed writing a comedy piece.
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Thanks @lhes that seems to be my niche in here .
My goodness how you made me laugh, I've started my day off right. Whoever reads this, will no longer want to be just intelligence, the prettiest ones win.
Isabel you are hot stuff yourself. I would say you bring an awful lot of men to the emergency department. It's funnier when you live that life! 😄
The genes and the levi's jeans hahaha that was a laugh.
That guy hasn't thought that someday he'll get old, hopefully he'll be just as handsome and his little friend will work out.
😂😂😅
I would have chosen intelligent and not-good-looking. But with the way you have broken you have broken it down, there's no way I'm doing that.
I'm sorry for your brother, though. 😅
I am telling you. Looks win out every time!!
Its not easy😂😂
Have you tried getting a black eye...?
The women love a black eye. Bad boy.
😂😂😂
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Done there @arcange . Hope it goes through.
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Done mate. 👍
My bad, I put the wrong link in my comment. Here is the correct one: https://peakd.com/me/proposals/248
Done.
Thank you @blanchy
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I was hoping you would choose this one. Fecken stunner you are indeed. All those poor girls smashin their faces up just to get another look at ya.
Just wear a super hero mask, that'll help your brother out with the new missus lol.
I had to look up who Karl Urban is and also for some reason I read something different than GOOD Job, when reading this first, which I expect you also get, just for smiling as well lol
GOOD JOB ??? typical offaly girl. Knobs on the brain. That's what no TV does to ya. 🤣🤣😜😜.
you know me too well @blanchy, deprived I am having no telly lol x
I don't know how you don't have around 14 children then 🤣🤣🤣
Ah shite I got me title wrong haha
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