Oh my cheeks, the ones on my face (so you don't misconstrue which cheeks), I've over stretched my limits. I just died when I read this. So freaking hilarious, total freak, freaky, freakalarious! I can't isolate any favourites, the whole thing flows together so wonderfully and paints this picture of you so well. 😁
Apple’s really got your back now, your backside, that is. What is apple, something stolen from the Garden of Earthly Delights?
TV's in the Gym I fucking hate TV's in the gym!!
Now, don’t you know you’re supposed to get with the programming and appreciate it that it’s delivered to you while you work out as extra fringe benefit programming?
Good to know that you’re the guy that would have been laughing when I fell and broke my ankle, ripping all the ligaments to shreds, while going down the street. Good to know you wouldn’t have been the kind couple that helped me up and took me to the hospital.
GOOD TO KNOW.
'Or the frozen pizza box the other night when step 1 said "remove pizza from packaging."
Ahhh, the pizza of it all, piz-a-pizza, minus packaging that must be removed first. Funny thing is, I’ve never seen that noted as step 1 on any frozen pizza in Canada. Next time at the grocery, I’m going to look at every frozen pizza and report back, just in case I made an error.
Saved this one for last. You ever notice I respond backwards?
That sure was a lot of art. Ok, now backwards.
That's my idea of junk food, I feel all dirty when I get a frozen pizza, too, but they have fancy crust and say fancy things like organic. Pura just brought another one home tonight, spinach and shallot, Ah yeeah! I'll be having junk food again next week.
You got me all wrong. I would've helped you for sure, I just need to catch my breath first. Really, the only difference between me and the old couple is they probably didn't hurt their stomach laughing, everything else is the same.
Those are the only TV's I see, I hate those TV's. Every gym has them too and I swear I'm drawn to them. 👀 If those TV's weren't in there I wouldn't know anything they want me to know like some big sport thing going on right now where people from all over the world compete in various sporting events like ping pong and horse dancing.
That's a lot of art, wait! Eh, I recognize this. Ok, I know where I am now. Where I started.
Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed this one. And I don't mind which cheeks you laughed with.
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Here I am again, complimenting nineclaws engagement. I've only been awake an hour but this one was so cool I had to go back and read everything again beginning at the dang article!
Working the images into the content is fun, thanks for noticing. Photos first forms sentences though, not the other way around. I gotta alter what I'd like to say. I'm not making any sense.
Example: I considered closing this one out with yeah, I'm just about tied up when I'm asked to hurry up and picture these dope ass cornrows Pura had a long time ago ("tied up" / cornrows) I just couldn't make something about "I'm just about tied up" flow so I went with the blurry image and said "I got somewhere I'm supposed to be." That sentence took longer than you'd expect. Thank you for noticing. I've never had the opportunity to explain this until now. 💖
I try so hard. There's always one in every.single.gym too that has the traditional market alerts so stock prices are scrolling across the bottom of the screen. That One!
Top 5:
•Have a nice trip?
•Been walkin long?
•Nice shoes, why are you sitting?
•What's it like down there?
•Fall came early this year, Eh.
Hell yea I do. We don't consume many cheeses. Crust from scratch, sauce the same, all the good stuff.
In Central and South America, it's lawless, that extends to traffic. Pass on the right, pass on the left, signal lights are an idea not mandatory, stuff like that.
No vehicle accidents though. I never saw one.
I had to be alert all the time. Driving defensive like that and alert equals no wrecks I guess.
This is my winded way of saying I bet you're more diligent when running than walking.
I was gonna tell you one of my worst Injuries and how I was only in first gear and I wasn't doing anything spectacular but have since decided to recommend you wear a helmet instead.
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