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RE: Weekend-engagement topic week 45: Only three items [answer and win hive]

I really enjoyed the topic. I have spent a lot of time building a place here where I can 'bug-in' through whatever the world throws at me, and it worked great for the recent pandemic. I haven't given much thought the past few years to a concrete plan about what I would do if I was forced out of my fortress. As a guy who's pretty comfortable on foot in the woods, I've always just figured I could improvise if it came to that. This was a great mental exercise for me, and today I'm going to spend some time in the woods with more of an eye for an evade-and-ambush route out!

Thanks for the great topic, and thanks to @dandays for encouraging me to give a closer look to the engagement posts!

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Nice to see you here dude! Figures you come by the only weekend I was unable to attend.

Rolling DeWalt chest, what's the matter? Don't trust made in USA powertools? 🤔

Member how I was saying I like to hang out at The Weekend and I just drop by most everyone's comment and drop sardonic type one-liners? Had I made it by the weekend over the weekend, your response would've went something like this:

Did you miss the part about 150 words or less or are you just a self centered bastard who doesn't think about anything other than his tool?

You've read my posts, I can barely say hello in 150 words or less!

Yes, I am that self centered. It all started when they told me the universe was infinite, and I realized that means that I am in fact at the center of the universe.

I'm sure I'll be back for more of these, opportunity for sardonic one-liners shall abound. I'm looking forward to it!

You've read my posts..

I've skimmed a few at best Mr Self Centered.

This.. I love it, The Weekend they just fly like this, ain't it fuckin great?!

Skimmed? SKIMMED? You shoot to wound, and lie, I suspect. Harsh tactics for a cyclist!

What's your safe word? I was born talking shit to the doctor!

"Disappearing diesel truck."

Really is. And it really did. Now don't make me bunny hop on your rocket stove.

Forget the rocket stove (I knew you were reading), I'm going to have nightmares wondering about how you made that truck disappear!

Oh dude.. It wasn't just me. I wouldn't repeat the story if I was by myself. And I promise to you on everything it takes to believe me, dude it happens and I wasn't even by myself. A chick was with me and I'm not making it up. If she wasn't with me, I would've chalked it up to 'something,' ....tired, something.

She would tell you this verbatim: At Wild Wash road, an off ramp about an hour south of Las Vegas on the 15 fwy in the middle of nowhere. Right in front of us at a stop sign. I was about 4 feet from the bumper. The whole thing, trailer and all with a shit ton of lights. It just vanished.

I don't expect you to believe me.

And it's been my safe word ever since.

You have stuff figured out...One of the enlightened ones. Thanks for joining in!